9.25.2012

Week 25 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Marco Estrada ($250K), release Mike Fiers

Channel Four News Team sign Jose Valverde ($250K) and Josh Beckett ($250K), release Paul Maholm, Jordan Lyles, and Matt Belisle

James Madison Gang release Ben Sheets and Yunel Escobar

9.17.2012

Week 24 Transactions

The Death Ro sign John Mayberry Jr ($250K) and Antonio Bastardo ($250K), release Lorenzo Cain, Jordan Schafer, and Jason Grilli

Channel Four News Team sign Edward Mujica ($250K), release Heath Bell and Mike Napoli

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Darwin Barney ($250K), Darin Ruf ($250K), Jim Henderson ($250K), and Tom Layne ($250K), release Jose Valverde, Francisco Rodriguez, Miles Head, Michael Cuddyer, and Alexi Amarista

James Madison Gang release Roy Oswalt

9.10.2012

Week 23 Transactions

Channel Four News team sign Howie Kenrick ($250K) and Matt Belisle ($250K), release Chipper Jones, Jonathan Lucroy, and Andrew Cashner

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Zach Britton ($250K), release John Lamb

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Adam Eaton ($250K) and Jordan Pacheco ($250K), release Kevin Youkilis, Howie Kendrick, Colby Rasmus, and Garret Richards

James Madison Gang sign Carlos Gomez ($500K) and Javier Lopez ($250K), release Matt Guerrier

9.03.2012

Week 21 & 22 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers release Carlos Pena, Jarrod Saltalamacchia

Miami Fart Machines sign Torii Hunter ($250K), release Carlos Lee

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Ryan Ludwick ($500K)

Channel Four News Team sign Santiago Casilla ($250K)

The Champ is Here sign Garrett Jones ($250K), release Chris Johnson

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Mauro Gomez ($250K), release Luke Scott

8.22.2012

Week 20 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Rajai Davis ($250K), release Bryan Lahair

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Felix Doubront, send Emilio Bonafacio to AAA (must clear waivers)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Dale Thayer ($250K) and Sean Doolittle ($250K), release Santiago Casilla, Melky Cabrera, and Mike Montgomery

8.15.2012

Week 19 Transactions

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Carlos Marmol to James Madison Gang in exchange for Daniel Bard and Kelvin Herrera. Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Daniel Bard

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Starling Marte and Jarrod Parker to 2 Piece & a Biscuit in exchange for Brian Wilson, Travis D'Arnaud, Eddie Rosario, and $500K

2 Piece & a Biscuit agree to send Scott Downs and Robbie Erlin to The Death Ro in exchange for David Robertson and $250K

The Death Ro sign Doug Fister ($500K), send Chris Young to AAA (must clear waivers)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Jason Vargas ($250K) and Chad Billingsley ($250K), release Josh Beckett and Tyler Colvin

Channel Four News Team
sign Ronald Belisario ($250K) and Paul Maholm ($250K), release Henderson Alvarez and Phil Coke

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Kris Medlen ($250K)

The Champ is Here release Andy Dirks and Toney Sanchez

8.08.2012

Week 18 Transactions

Channel Four News Team agrees to send JD Martinez and a 4th Round Pick to Uncle Teddy & the Revolution in exchange for Chipper Jones. Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release JD Martinez

2 Piece & a Biscuit agree to send Adrian Gonzalez and $1.75M to Miami Fart Machines in exchange for Francisco Rodriguez, Michael Cuddyer, and Travis D'Arnaud

The Champ is Here agree to send Carlos Pena, a 2013 4th Round Pick and a 2013 6th Round Pick to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Elvis Andrus, David Freese, and Huroki Kuroda. The Champ is Here release Adam Lind. Viagra Falls Snake Charmers retain the rights to David Freese.

The Champ is Here agree to send Chris Carpenter and a 2013 3rd Round Pick to Uncle Teddy & the Revolution in exchange for Jayson Werth and a 2014 4th Round Pick

The Lousy Street Weasels
sign Jared Burton ($250K)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Wei-Yin Chen ($250K), release Kyle Seager

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Dan Straily ($1M), release Sonny Gray

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jonny Venters ($250K)

James Madison Gang sign Ryan Doumit ($250K), release Boone Logan

7.31.2012

Week 17 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines release David Cooper

The Death Ro sign Matt Fiers ($500K) release Mike Leake

Channel Four News Team release Jonny Venters

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Kyle Lohse ($250K) and Zack McAllister ($250K), release Lucas Duda

The Champ is Here sign Jose Quintana ($250K) and Jordany Valdespin ($250K), release Jason Bay

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign A.J. Griffin (250K)

7.23.2012

Week 16 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send C.C. Sabathia, Paul Konerko, and $2M to Miami Fart Machines in exchange for Ian Kennedy, Jarrod Saltalamacchia, a 2013 4th round pick, and a 2013 6th round pick

Miami Fart Machines sign Mike Aviles ($500K)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Pedro Hernandez ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Josh Rutledge ($250K), release Stephen Pryor and Ervin Santana

7.16.2012

Week 15 Transactions

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz agree to send their 2012 Midseason 1st Round Pick to Uncle Teddy & the Revolution in exchange for Jed Lowrie and a 2012 Midseason 2nd Round Pick

Channel Four News Team agree to send the 2012 Midseason 3rd Round Pick to Uncle Teddy & the Revolution in exchange for the 2012 Midseason 5th Round Pick and $2M

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Kendrys Morales and Mike Aviles

Channel Four News Team sign Salvador Perez ($250K), release Chad Billingsley

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Norichika Aoki ($250K), Edwar Cabrera ($250K), and Todd Frazier ($250K)

James Madison Gang sign Ben Sheets ($250K), release Torii Hunter

7.13.2012

Midseason Draft Moves

2 Piece & a Biscuit agree to send Alex Rios, Carlos Beltran, Mike Adams, and $1.75M to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Michael Pineda, a 2012 Midseason 2nd Round Pick, and a 2014 2nd Round Pick

The Lousy Street Weasels
release Jeff Decker

The Death Ro release Brandon Wood, Yordi Cabrera, and Antonio Bastardo

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Peter Bourjous and Tony Campana

Channel Four News Team release Andy Pettitte and Jose Tabata

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Wei-Yin Chen, Joe Ross, and Mitch Moreland

2 Piece & a Biscuit release Trey Williams

James Madison Gang
release Brian Fuentes and Eduardo Sanchez

7.10.2012

Week 14 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agrees to send a 2nd and 3rd Round Midseason draft pick to 2 Piece & a Biscuit in exchange for a 2013 2nd Round Pick

Miami Fart Machines release Gerardo Parra

The Lousy Street Weasels release Carlos Zambrano and Randy Chaote

The Death Ro release Erick Aybar

Channel Four News Team sign Phil Coke ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Jennry Mejia

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Andrelton Simmons ($500K), Alexi Amarista ($250K), and Scott Diamond ($250K), release Michael Saunders, Gaby Sanchez, Shawn Tolleson, Vicente Padilla, and Dellin Betances

7.03.2012

Week 13 Transactions

James Madison Gang agrees to send Louis Coleman, Tony Sipp, Geovany Soto, and a 2013 4th Round Pick to Uncle Teddy & the Revolution in exchange for a 2013 5th Round Pick. Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Coleman, Sipp, and Soto.

2 Piece & a Biscuit agree to send Trevor Plouffe to The Lousy Street Weasels in exchange for a 2015 3rd Round Pick.

Miami Fart Machines release Nick Weglarz

The Death Ro sign Glen Perkins ($250K), release Eric Thames

2 Piece & a Biscuit release Doug Fister and Michael Taylor

James Madison Gang sign Matt Thornton ($250K), Kelvin Herrera ($250K), and Matt Harrison ($250K), release Hank Conger and Stetson Allie

6.25.2012

Week 12 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Juan Pierre ($250K), send Delmon Young to AAA (must clear waivers), release Mike Carp

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Ben Revere ($250K) and Felix Doubront ($250K)

Channel Four News Team
release Jon Rauch

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Carlos Marmol ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Chris Archer ($750K), Tyler Thornburg ($250K), and Quintin Berry ($250K), release Brennan Boesch, Jeff Samardzija, and Jesse Crain.

James Madison Gang sign Boone Logan ($250K)

6.18.2012

Week 11 Transactions

The Champ is Here releases Kyle Blanks, sends Adam Lind to AAA (must clear waivers)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Colby Rasmus ($250K), Doug Fister ($250K), Trevor Plouffe ($250K), and Vicente Padilla ($250K), release Will Venable and Justin Smoak

James Madison Gang
sign A.J. Burnett ($250K)

6.11.2012

Week 10 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Jason Hammel ($250K), Randy Choate ($250K), and Ryan Vogelsong ($250K), release Justin Masterson

Miami Fart Machines sign Jarrod Saltalamacchia ($250K), send Grant Balfour to AAA (must clear waivers)

The Death Ro sign Stephen Pryor ($250K), release Dale Thayer

Channel Four News Team sign Andy Pettitte ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Brad Lidge, Edward Mujica, and Carlos Marmol.

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Michael Saunders ($250K), Justin Smoak ($250K), and Shawn Tolleson ($250K), release Jair Jurrjens and Reese Havens

6.08.2012

Trade Announcements

2 Piece & a Biscuit agree to send Curtis Granderson, Allen Craig, & $1.75M to The Death Ro in exchange for Kevin Gausman, Alex Rios, and a 2013 1st Round Pick

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution
agrees to send Jonny Venters, Alfredo Aceves, Carlos Quentin, Brad Peacock, $250K, and a conditional 2013 2nd Round Pick to Channel Four News Team in exchange for Carlos Marmol, Edward Mujica, Zach Britton, and Bubba Starling

2 Piece & a Biscuit agree to send Ian Kennedy, Jonathan Papelbon, Alejandro De Aza, & $3.75M to Miami Fart Machines in exchange for Jurickson Profar, Jair Jurrjens, and a 2014 2nd Round Pick

6.05.2012

Week 9 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines sign Gerardo Parra ($250K), release Ryan Roberts

The Death Ro sign Jason Grilli ($250K)

Channel Four News Team sign R.A. Dickey ($250K), send Carlos Marmol to AAA (must clear waivers)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Garrett Richards ($250K), release Liam Hendriks, Ryan Raburn, and Alex Liddi

James Madison Gang sign Roy Oswalt ($250K)

5.30.2012

Week 8 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels release Fernando Salas

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Matt Thornton

Channel Four News Team sign Jonathan Lucroy ($500K), release Colby Rasmus

The Champ is Here sign A.J. Pierzynski ($250K) and Wade Miley ($250K), release Francisco Cordero and Russel Martin

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Rafael Dolis

5.22.2012

Week 7 Transactions

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Kyle Seager ($250K) and Tony Campana ($250K), release Javy Guerra

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Wei Yin-Chen ($250K) and Mitch Moreland ($250K), release Hector Santiago

5.14.2012

Week 6 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Carlos Zambrano ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Dale Thayer ($250K) and James McDonald ($250K)

Channel Four News Team sign Edward Mujica ($250K) and Casey Janssen ($250K), release Jeremy Affeldt and Fautino De Los Santos

The Champ is Here sign Andy Dirks ($250K), Chris Capuano ($250K), Chris Johnson ($250K), and Gavin Floyd ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Rafael Dolis ($250K) release Justin Smoak

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jeff Samardizja ($250K)

James Madison Gang sign Carlos Ruiz ($250K) and Alexei Ramirez ($250K)

5.07.2012

Week 5 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Bryan Lahair ($1.25M)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Jed Lowrie ($250K) and Chipper Jones ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Pedro Strop ($250K), release Brian Matusz

Channel Four News Team send Carlos Marmol to AAA (Must clear waivers)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Alexei Ramirez

Miami Fart Machines sign Rafael Furcal ($250K)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Jon Jay ($250K)

4.30.2012

Week 4 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines release Bobby Abreu, send Jair Jurrjens to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Cody Ross ($250K), send Francisco Liriano to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

James Madison Gang sign Sean Burnett

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution
sign Ryan Cook ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Tom Wilhelmson ($250K)

4.27.2012

Week 3 Transactions

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Ricky Nolasco and Ted Lilly to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Chris Iannetta, Matt Davidson, and $500K. Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Chris Iannetta.

Miami Fart Machines
sign Steve Cishek ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Ryan Dempster ($250K) and Michell Boggs ($250K), release Mark Melancon

Channel Four News Team sign Adam Laroche ($500K)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Todd Helton ($250K)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Mike Aviles ($250K) release Rajai Davis

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Drew Hutchison ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Carlos Quentin ($250K) and Brad Lidge($250K)

4.16.2012

Week 2 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Omar Infante ($250K), release Ben Revere

The Death Ro sign Jordan Schafer ($500K) and Joe Wieland ($250K), release Brandon Allen, and send Alex Rios to AAA (Must clear waivers)
Channel Four News Team sign Fernando Rodney ($250K)
2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Santiago Casilla ($500K)
To complete the April 1st trade, James Madison Gang send Tyler Skaggs to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution

4.09.2012

Trade Announcement

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Josh Beckett, Brandon Beachy, and Craig Kimbrel to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Sonny Gray, the rookie rights to Giancarlo Stanton, and a 2013 1st Round Pick

Week 1 Transactions v2

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Alfredo Aceves ($1,000,000) and Hector Santiago ($1,500,000)

To complete the March 25th trade, James Madison Gang send Oscar Taveras to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution

4.04.2012

Week 1 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Bobby Parnell ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Alfonso Soriano ($250K), Henry Rodriguez ($250K)
The Death Ro sign Lorenzo Cain ($250K)
The Champ is Here sign Brandon McCarthy ($250K)
2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jesse Crain ($250K)
James Madison Gang sign Chase Headley ($250K), Torii Hunter ($250K), Tony Sipp ($250K), Brian Fuentes ($250K), and Jason Kubel ($250K)

4.03.2012

2012 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers - Troy Tulowitzki (2+C), Dustin Pedroia (3), Michael Morse (2), Tommy Hanson (2+V), Brett Anderson (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Gio Gonzalez (3)
The Lousy Street Weasels - Matt Kemp (5), Felix Hernandez (3), Mat Latos (1+C), Derek Holland (3)
The Death Ro - David Price (3), Josh Johnson (1+V), Matt Garza (1+B), Kenley Jansen (2), Ryan Howard (2), Jordan Zimmerman (3), David Robertson (2), Mat Gamel (2)
Deep Fried Monkey Ballz - Hanley Ramirez (1+C), Max Scherzer (1+B), Kendry Morales (1+V)
Channel Four News Team - Asdrubal Cabrera (2+B), Gordon Beckham (2)
The Champ is Here - Cliff Lee (2), Pablo Sandoval (3), Drew Stubbs (2+C), Ricky Romero (4), Corey Hart (2+V), Edwin Encarnacion (2)
Uncle Teddy & the Revolution - Cameron Maybin (2), Matt Wieters (1+C), Aroldis Chapman (2), Rick Porcello (2)
2 Piece & a Biscuit - Ian Kennedy (1+C), Brennan Boesch (2)
James Madison Gang - Stephen Drew (5), Joakim Soria (4), Victor Martinez (3), Johan Santana (2+V), Roy Halladay (1+C)

3.29.2012

Trade Announcements

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Prince Fielder and $4M to James Madison Gang in exchange for Jayson Werth, Nate McClouth, and a player to be named later. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution releases Nate McClouth

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Mat Latos and $2M to The Lousy Street Weasels in exchange for Matt Harvey
Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Dustin Pedroia and $4M to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Joe Ross, Jonathan Schoop, and a 2012 MidSeason 1st Round Pick
Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send David Wright, John Axford, $3.5M, and a 2013 3rd Round Pick to James Madison Gang in exchange for Jose Altuve, Ricky Nolasco, Jennry Mejia, Jerry Sands, Joey Devine, a 2013 1st round Pick, and a player to be named later. If James Madison Gang does not win the league in 2012, they receive the first unused Uncle Teddy and the Revolution 2013 pick. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution retain the restricted rights to Axford.
Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Curtis Granderson and $1.0M to 2 Piece and a Biscuit in exchange for Michael Morse and a 2013 3rd Round Pick. Viagra Falls Snake Charmers retain any post-season awards produced by Granderson.