tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36762298143722411082012-02-16T12:05:49.125-06:00where fantasy baseball kicks your ass and takes your lunch moneyMister Game Sevenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14022055974384244673noreply@blogger.comBlogger2641100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-85201282710297771562011-11-04T20:28:00.001-06:002011-11-04T20:31:36.852-06:00

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Greg Holland ($250K) & Brad Peacock ($250K)

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Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Lucas Duda ($250K) Welcome to Philthadelphia sign Doug Fister ($250K), release Bud Norris and Travis Hafner

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The Death Ro sign Jeff Niemann ($500K), Jimmy Paredes ($250K), and Rex Brothers ($250K), release Tim Stauffer, Josh Roenicke, Ricky Nolasco, and Justin Turner Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Jason Bourgeous Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Ryan Lavarnaway ($250K), release Josh Sale James Madison Gang sign Mark Buerhle ($250K), release Alex Gonzalez, Yunel Escobar

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Deep Fried Monkey Ballz agree to send Dillon Gee and the rights to Matt Scherzer to Channel Four News team in exchange for Alex Gordon The Death Ro agree to send Derek Jeter and a 2012 3rd Round Pick to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for $2.5M In a three way trade: James Madison Gang acquires Troy Tulowitzki, Mike Napoli, and $750K from The Lousy Street Weasels, Asdrubal Cabrera,

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The Lousy Street Weasels sign Daniel Murphy ($250K), release Aaron Harang The Death Ro sign Jesus Guzman ($250K), release Ty Wigginton and Russell Martin Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Placido Polanco and Andres Torres Channel Four News Team sign Jason Isringhausen ($250K), release Jose Veras, Ryan Vogelsong Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Erik Bedard

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The Lousy Street Weasels release Darren O'Day The Death Ro release Frank Francisco, send Alex Rios to AAA (must clear waivers) Channel Four News Team sign Travis D'Arnaud ($250K), release Maicer Izturis Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Matt Lindstrom, Casey McGehee, and Jared Mitchell Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Chase Headley ($250K), release Kyle Lohse 2 Piece & a Biscuit release Ramon

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Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Javy Guerra ($250K) and Cory Leubke ($250K) Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Ervin Santana ($250K) and Bobby Parnell ($250K), release Bartolo Colon 2 Piece & a Biscuit release Tommy Hunter

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Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Glen Perkins ($250K) 2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Melky Cabrera ($250K), Scott Downs ($250K), and Zack Cozart ($250K) To complete the Week 13 trade, Uncle Teddy & the Revolution send Edinson Volquez to Channel Four News Team Miami Fart Machines agrees to send Dustin Pedroia, Erick Aybar, and $1M to James Madison Gang in exchange for Tsuyoshi Nishioka and Trevor Bauer.

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Miami Fart Machines release Gorkys Hernandez, Kentrail Davis The Lousy Street Weasels sign Jemile Weeks ($250K), release Chris Archer, Tim Alderson, Todd Frazier The Death Ro sign David Fernandez ($250K), release Ricky Oropesa, Hong Chi-Kuo, and Ryan Roberts Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Rajai Davis ($250K), release Kyle Skipworth, Jake Skole Channel Four News Team release Melky Cabrera Uncle

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Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send James Shields to The Champ is Here in exchange for the Restricted Rights to Elvis Andrus and a 2012 4th Round Pick. Channel Four News Team agrees to send Cliff Lee and their 1st round pick in the 2011 Midseason Draft to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Jordan Lyles, a 1st Round Pick in the 2011 Midseason Draft, and a Player to be Named

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-43507953564117655062011-06-20T21:32:00.002-06:002011-06-20T21:39:42.163-06:00

Channel Four News Team agree to send Carlos Marmol and $750K to James Madison Gang in exchange for Devin Mesoraco, Brett Myers, and a 2012 3rd Round Pick Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Carl Crawford, Chipper Jones, Michael Morse and $2.5M to 2 Piece & a Biscuit in exchange for Juan Pierre, Brett Anderson, David Freese, and a 2012 2nd Round Pick Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Dillon

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-31908922065207676442011-06-13T20:49:00.002-06:002011-06-13T20:52:50.527-06:00

The Death Ro sign Antonio Bastardo ($250K) Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Brennan Boesch ($250K), release Mike Aviles The Champ is Here release Ryan Franklin and Bobby Jenks

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-18799560491360328862011-06-08T05:26:00.001-06:002011-06-08T05:27:21.297-06:00

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agrees to send Ryan Braun to The Champ is Here in exchange for Freddie Freeman, a 2012 2nd Round pick, and all 2011 award money earned by Braun

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Channel Four News Team sign Jose Veres ($250K), release Eric O'Flaherty The Champ is Here release Miguel Tejada 2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Ryan Ludwick ($250K) and Josh Willingham ($250K), release Chris Heisey

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2007 Auction Draft Player Owner Salary Albert Pujols Josh $14,500,000 Johan Santana Tony $13,250,000 Alfonso Soriano Andrew $11,000,000 Ryan Howard Eric $10,500,000 Miguel Cabrera Tony $10,500,000 David Wright Ben $10,000,000 Jose Reyes Ben $10,000,000 Alex Rodriguez Justin

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The Death Ro sign Jesse Crain ($250K) Channel Four News Team sign Mark Melancon ($250K), release Mitchell Boggs Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sigh Allen Craig ($250K) and Erik Bedard ($250K) 2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Rubby De La Rosa ($500K) and Seth Smith ($250K), release Chris Marrero James Madison Gang sign Alex Gonzalez ($250K)

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-30647087656126200242011-05-23T20:18:00.002-06:002011-05-23T20:22:45.786-06:00

Viagra falls Snake Charmers release Nolan Reimold and Jake Odorizzi Miami Fart Machines release Kila Ka'aihue and Ian Stewart The Death Ro sign Justin Turner ($250K) Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Clay Hensley Channel Four News Team sign Wilson Betemit ($250K) The Champ is Here sign Johnny Cueto ($250K) Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Bartolo Colon ($250K) and Kyle Lohse ($250K),

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Miami Fart Machines sign Todd Helton ($250K) The Lousy Street Weasels sign Darwin Barney ($250K) The Death Ro sign Joba Chamberlain ($250K), release Eric Young Jr, Sean Burnett Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Sam Fuld Channel Four News Team sign Logan Ondrusek ($250K), Alberto Callaspo ($250K), and Mitchell Boggs ($250K), release Jon Rauch, Juan Uribe, and Darren Oliver Uncle Teddy and the

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The Lousy Street Weasels sign Justin Masterson ($250K), release Johnny Gomes The Death Ro release Omar Infante Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Mike Aviles ($500K), Matt Joyce ($250K) Channel Four News team sign Vicente Padilla ($750K), Eric O'Flaherty ($250K), and Juan Uribe ($250K), release Jeremy Jeffress and Matt Belisle Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Jeremy Guthrie and Mitchell Boggs

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Channel Four News Team has agreed to send Jose Reyes and $1.5M to 2 Piece & a Biscuit in exchange for Wade Davis 2 Piece & a Biscuit have agreed to send their 2012 4th round pick to Miami Fart Machines in exchange for $2M

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-77399258937652629062011-05-02T05:51:00.002-06:002011-05-02T05:57:25.231-06:00

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Freddy Sanchez ($250K) Miami Fart Machines sign Jamey Wright ($250K), release Brandon Lyon (already on Viagra Falls Snake Charmers Minor League roster) The Lousy Street Weasels sign Fernando Salas ($250K) The Death Ro sign Gavin Floyd ($250K) and Ryan Roberts ($250K), release Ben Francisco and Chase Headley Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Sam Fuld ($250K),

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-63190363630324383402011-04-26T21:26:00.002-06:002011-04-26T21:32:56.450-06:00

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Aaron Harang ($250K) The Death Ro sign Sergio Santos ($250K) Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Placido Polanco ($250K) Channel Four News Team sign Darren Oliver ($250K) and Nick Hundley ($250K) The Champ is Here sign Maicer Izturis ($250K), release Magglio Ordonez Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Mitchell Boggs ($250K), release Johnny Cueto and Ivan Nova James

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Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign A.J. Burnett ($250K), release Michael Saunders Miami Fart Machines sign Jhonny Peralta ($250K), Brandon Lyon ($250K), and David Murphy ($250K) The Lousy Street Weasels sign Jonny Gomes ($750K) The Death Ro sign Asdrubal Cabrera ($1,250K) and Brian Fuentes ($250K), send Julio Borbon to AAA (must clear waivers) The Champ is Here sign Jeff Francoeur ($250K)

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-635537377069775062011-04-11T15:15:00.002-06:002011-04-11T15:20:53.606-06:00

Miami Fart Machines sign Chris White Young ($250K), release Garrett Jones The Death Ro announce the retirement of Manny Ramirez (-$750K) and sign Ben Francisco ($250K) Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Kameron Loe ($250K) and Clay Hensley ($250K), release Dylan Covey Channel Four News Team sign Matt Belisle ($250K), release Kenley Jansen The Champ Here send Ryan Franklin to AAA (Must Clear Waivers

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-79172745417446947982011-03-31T20:59:00.002-06:002011-03-31T21:01:40.892-06:00

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers – Clay Buchholz (3), Ichiro Suzuki (2), Nick Swisher (3) Miami Fart Machines - Joey Votto (5+V), Jose Bautista (3+C), Nick Markakis (3+B), Carlos Lee (2) The Lousy Street Weasels – None The Death Ro – Alex Rios (2), Phil Hughes (1+B), Delmon Young (3), Zach Greinke (2) Deep Fried Monkey Ballz – Ubaldo Jimenez (3), Brian McCann (3), Brandon Phillips (2), Ryan

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Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Kyle McClellan ($250K) Miami Fart Machines sign Erick Aybar ($250K), Carlos Gomez ($250K), Carl Pavano ($250K), John Buck ($250K), and Kevin Gregg ($500K) The Lousy Street Weasels sign Darren O'Day ($250K), release Jeff Niemann The Death Ro sign Ian Kennedy ($500K), Omar Infante ($250K), Russell Martin ($250K), and Sean Burnett ($250K) Channel Four News Team

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Miami Fart Machines agree to send Kendry Morales and the restricted rights of Ian Stewart to Channel Four News team in exchange for 2011 2nd and 3rd round draft picks Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Josh Johnson, Miguel Sano, and their 2011 1st Round pick to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Ryan Braun and $2.5M Thunder Guts agrees to send Drew Stubbs, Matt Moore, and

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-20739990059492713572010-10-07T18:07:00.008-06:002010-10-07T18:26:56.681-06:00

Thunder Guts owner Josh Lohnes has announced his resignation. When asked for a statement, he simply replied "Fuck Shaun Kennedy". Josh was best known as the few weeks a year where you hoped Albert Pujols just walked or hit singles. He also holds the single week record for wins from a pitcher with 11. He is also well known for the leaked photos of his drunken dance and vomitting episode at

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-42931459370003100292010-09-27T15:06:00.002-06:002010-09-27T15:10:20.074-06:00

The Death Ro sign Craig Breslow ($250K), release Gavin Floyd Channel Four News Team sign Johan Santana ($250K), Tyler Greene ($250K), release Alfonso Soriano, Curtis Granderson Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Craig Kimbrel ($250K), Nick Blackburn ($250K), Phil Hughes ($250K), release Homer Bailey, John Danks, Clay Hensley James Madison Gang sign Michael Morse ($250K) and Pedro Feliciano (

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-10097352385881100082010-09-22T19:41:00.002-06:002010-09-22T19:48:17.280-06:00

The Death Ro sign Fausto Carmona ($250K) and Jim Thome ($250K), release R.A. Dickey, Orlando Hudson Channel Four News Team sign Yadier Molina ($250K, Andrew Cashner ($250K), Brent Morel ($250K), Casey Coleman ($250K), and Scott Sizemore ($250K), release Joel Pinerio, Vernon Wells, James Shields, Miguel Tejada, Carlos Villanueva and Matt Guerrier Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Clay Hensley

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-46622147041695781722010-09-13T05:23:00.001-06:002010-09-13T05:25:06.821-06:00

The Death Ro sign Jesse Crain ($250K), R.A. Dickey ($250K), release Wilton Lopez, Brennan Boesch Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Alfredo Simon

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-7464490307488781562010-09-06T20:38:00.003-06:002010-09-06T20:42:22.887-06:00

The Lousy Street Weasels release Mike Aviles The Death Ro sign Brandon Allen ($250K), Hisanori Takahashi ($250K), and Rafael Betancourt ($250K), release Erick Aybar, Scott Baker Channel Four News Team sign Jeremy Jeffress ($250K), release Mark Buehrle, John Buck, and Rafael Furcal 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Raul Ibanez, Troy Glaus

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-80784176198189581412010-09-01T20:40:00.002-06:002010-09-01T20:43:51.651-06:00

The Lousy Street Weasels release Scott Sizemore The Death Ro sign Omar Infante ($500K), release Mike Lowell Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Asdrubal Cabrera ($250K), release Jon Rauch 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Mike Pelfrey

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-32849417366970012662010-08-23T05:26:00.004-06:002010-08-23T20:16:27.755-06:00

The Death Ro release Sean Rodriguez, Michael Burgess, send Julio Borbon to AAA (must clear waivers) 2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Ryan Raburn ($250K), release Aaron Poreda

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-842670254646843002010-08-16T19:34:00.002-06:002010-08-16T19:47:37.717-06:00

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Ty Wigginton ($250K), release Chipper Jones Thunder Guts sign Ernesto Frieri ($250K), release George Sherril The Death Ro sign Wilton Lopez ($250K), release J.J. Putz Channel Four News Team sign Juan Uribe ($250K), Jon Jay ($250K), and Nick Masset ($250K) Channel Four News Team agrees to send Brian Fuentes to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Magglio

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-23933886754601606082010-08-09T05:26:00.002-06:002010-08-09T05:30:29.407-06:00

The Death Ro sign Mike Lowell ($250K) Thunder Guts releases Juan Uribe, Christian Guzman, Jose Lopez, and Daniel Cortez Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Ryan Kalish ($250K) 2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Carlos Ruiz ($250K), Raul Ibanez ($250K) James Madison Gang sign Joaquin Benoit ($250K), release Kevin Jepsen, Carlos Gomez

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-60785695241413164692010-08-04T20:51:00.004-06:002010-08-05T16:29:39.395-06:00

Channel Four News Team agrees to send J.J. Hardy to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Dustin McGowan, Anthony Ranaudo, and a 2011 2nd Round Pick.

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-91407602639624040992010-08-02T05:15:00.002-06:002010-08-02T05:18:08.273-06:00

The Death Ro sign Chris Johnson ($250K), release Ronny Paulino Channel Four News Team sign Bronson Arroyo ($250K)

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-45678511344002008582010-07-26T20:03:00.002-06:002010-07-26T20:12:50.831-06:00

Miami Fart Machines sign Corey Patterson ($250K) Channel Four News Team sign Kenley Hansen ($250K), J.J. Hardy ($250K), and John Buck ($250K), release Ramon Troncoso and Jeremy Guthrie Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Jack Cust ($250K) Channel Four News Team agrees to send Alex Gonzalez to James Madison Gang in exchange for Vernon Wells

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-78351455573698222392010-07-19T04:59:00.001-06:002010-07-19T05:00:23.095-06:00

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Angel Pagan ($250K) and Jonny Venters ($250K)

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-24996435455050805572010-07-12T11:19:00.004-06:002010-07-12T11:40:26.834-06:00

The Death Ro sign J.J. Putz ($250K) and Ronny Paulino ($250K), release Jason Varitek. Channel Four News Team sign Mark Buehrle ($250K), A.J. Burnett ($250K), and Brandon Lyon ($250K), release J.J. Hardy Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Jose Contreras 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Ty Wigginton The Death Ro agree to send David Ortiz and their 2011 1st Round Pick to Thunder Guts in

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-65103184442315081022010-07-06T18:11:00.002-06:002010-07-06T18:25:39.535-06:00

Miami Fart Machines sign Aubrey Huff ($250K), release Eulogio de la Cruz and Danny Duffy The Lousy Street Weasels sign Mike Aviles ($500K) and Coco Crisp ($250K), release Chris Volstad Thunder Guts release Eric Duncan The Death Ro sign Jason Varitek ($250K), release Joel Zumaya, Sean West, and Everth Cabrera Channel Four News Team receive Christian Friedrich to complete the Player to Be Named

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-58220074042970695672010-06-30T04:32:00.002-06:002010-06-30T04:39:22.620-06:00

Channel Four News Team agrees to send Robinson Cano to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Alcides Escobar and Aroldis Chapman. The Champ is Here agrees to send Adrian Gonzalez to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Ike Davis and Chris Carter. Channel Four News Team agrees to send Magglio Ordonez to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for a Player to be Named Later (2

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-28826606977547556062010-06-28T05:30:00.002-06:002010-06-28T05:36:56.100-06:00

The Death Ro sign Gavin Floyd ($250K), release A.J. Burnett Channel Four News Team sign David DeJesus ($250K), release Skip Schumaker and Rod Barajas Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Alberto Callaspo and Mark Lowe, send Jason Bartlett to AAA (must clear waivers) 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Brad Holt

Ashy Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15271543830212277310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676229814372241108.post-2683075691469218872010-06-21T05:21:00.002-06:002010-06-21T05:23:19.715-06:00

Miami Fart Machines sign Darren Oliver ($250K) The Death Ro release Raul Ibanez and Rich Harden

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Miami Fart Machines sign Peter Moylan ($250K), send David Huff to AAA Thunder Guts sign Juan Uribe ($250K) and Joe Beimel ($500K), send Daisuke Matsuzaka and Rick Ankiel to DL Channel Four News Team release Matt Gamel 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Bengie Molina James Madison Gang sign Andres Torres ($250K), send Nate McLouth to DL

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...is awesome.

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Updated Through: Week  24 - 2011 Winners: 2007 Eric 2008 Shaun 2009 Shaun 2010 Shaun 2011 Shaun

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2 Piece and a Biscuit send Jason Kubel to AAA (must clear waivers) and release Brad Bergesen Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign John Axford ($250K), release Joe Blanton

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Thunder Guts signs Christian Guzman ($250K), releases Asdrubal Cabrera The Death Ro signs Brennan Boesch ($250K) and Hong Chih Kuo ($250K), release Todd Coffey, and move Brandon Wood to DL. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Manny Corpas ($250K) and Clayton Richard ($250K), send Homer Bailey and Alfredo Simon to DL 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Brad Mills James Madison Gang send Carlos Gomez

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Miami Fart Machines sign Johnny Gomes ($250K), Luke Scott ($250K), Jose Bautista ($250K), and Ryan Sweeney ($250K). The Lousy Street Weasels release Andrew Oliver and Jose Mijares. The Champ is Here releases Gavin Floyd. The Death Ro send Rich Harden to AAA (must clear waivers)

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Let's check last weeks' results. Thanks to the highly-acclaimed Royals offense, I put up my first win of the year: 1) Brett Myers @ STL 6 innings, 2 earned 2) David Huff @ KC 5.2 in, 6 ER 3) Clayton Kershaw @ SD 7 in, 1 ER Bullpen Arsonist (5/10-5/16): Bobby Jenks 1 in, 0 ER (after two really bad outings, Fat Bobby takes a seat for almost all of the week. This should be "inconclusive," but

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Channel Four News Team signs Alex Gonzalez ($250K), send J.J. Hardy to DL 2 Piece and a Biscuit signs Troy Glaus ($250K), sends Brad Lidge to DL

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We're back for another week of GET LIT UP! Before we get to this week's fearless predictions, let's see the results from two weeks ago: Once again, the rules: If a pitcher gets lit up, we get a check mark and you shower us with praise. We think that if a starter ends his outing with an ERA of 6 or higher, that's pretty much getting lit up. As Tony said, "If his stats make you say 'Fuck!'...he

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The Channel Four News Team sign Rod Barajas ($250K) and Carlos Villanueva ($500K), send Jenrry Mejia to AAA, release Jeff Clement The Lousy Street Weasels release Nick Johnson

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Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Miguel Olivo ($250k),send Chris Iannetta to AAA (must clear waivers), and release Brandon Lyon. The Lousy Street Weasels release Ross Detwiler. The Death Ro signs Joel Zumaya ($250K), send Sean Rodriguez to AAA, release Angel Salome. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Alberto Callaspo ($250K) and Alfredo Simon ($250K) 2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Jose Guillen (

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Tony and I decided that we needed to show off our prognostication skillz to all of you, so here's our new blog feature: picking which pitcher will GET LIT UP during the week in the Hardcore League. First and foremost, the inspiration (16 second mark): So let's get to the rules, which are very simple. If a pitcher gets lit up, we get a check mark and you shower us with praise. We think that if

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The Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Barry Zito ($500K), send Grant Balfour to AAA, and release Aaron Laffey The Lousy Street Weasels sign Marlon Byrd ($250K) and Tyler Clippard ($250K), send Manny Ramirez and Jose Mijares to the DL The Death Ro release Rich Hill The Channel Four News Team sign Joel Pineiro ($250K), release Scott Feldman, and send Alex Gordon to AAA (must clear waivers) The

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(I betcha thought we forgot... oh, no, we, di'n't!)Let's get right to it, shall we? Hardcore Game of the Week 3rd Place James Madison Gang over 1st Place Miami Fart Machine in the Battle of the Bad Offenses Miami Fart Machine ran out of gas this week after great Week 1 start on the year, as the James Madison Gang emerged victorious, 8-4. Conor Jackson was the only Gang member to hit over

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A new feature will be hitting the HCL blog next Monday*, manned by Mr. Game Seven and myself. Stay tuned... *pushed back for our master planning

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The James Madison Gang sign Josh Willingham ($250K), Scott Downs ($250K), and Marco Scutaro ($250K). Subsequently, they have placed Jimmy Rollins on the DL and have demoted Scott Downs, and Nate McLouth to AAA. Mclouth ($3,250K) must clear waivers. The Death Ro sign Delmon Young ($250K) and place Brandon Webb on the DL. The Champ is Here sign C.J. Wilson ($250K), Dallas Braden ($500K), and

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Some things never change, but Miami Fart Machine starting the season strong is one that has. Last season's ninth place finisher grabbed the one slot early this season, trouncing The Champ is Here in runs, home runs, RBI and strikeouts and finishing the week 8-2-2. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution, league champion for two years running, continues to look strong, defeating Thunder Guts 7-4-1 in

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The Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Scott Rolen ($250K), send Aroldis Chapman to AAA, release Nate Schierholtz.

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VIAGRA FALLS SNAKE CHARMERS Salary $79,750,000 Remaining $15,500,000         Roster Player Salary Status 1 Felix Hernandez $11,250,000 0+C 2 Adam Dunn $6,500,000 1 3 B.J. Upton $6,250,000 1 4 Ichiro Suzuki $5,250,000 2 5 Dan Uggla $4,500,000 1+B 6 Derek Jeter $3,250,000

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Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Brad Penny ($500K), send Dustin McGowan to DL The Lousy Street Weasels sign Jose Mijares ($250K), send Scott Kazmir to DL The Death Ro sign Sean Rodriguez ($500K) and Todd Coffey ($250K), send Ted Lilly to DL Channel Four News Team sign Andy Pettite ($250K), Skip Schumaker ($250K), and Scott Feldman ($250K), send Alex Gordon and Cliff Lee to DL Uncle Teddy and

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Viagra Falls Snake Charmers - Francisco Liriano 4+P, Adam Dunn 2, and Felix Hernandez 1+C. Miami Fart Machine - John Lackey 2, Kendry Morales 2 The Lousy Street Weasels - Joe Mauer 4, Tim Lincecum 2+C, Jonathan Broxton 2 Thunder Guts - None The Death Ro - Brandon Wood 4, Carlos Gonzalez 3+C, Billy Butler 3, Hunter Pence 3, Julio Borbon 3, Brandon Webb 2+V, Kevin Youkilis 2, Ricky Nolasco 2

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Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Juan Rivera (+$250K), send Edinson Volquez to DL. 2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Scott Podsednik (+$250K), Jameson Taillon to AAA, Bryce Brent to AA, release Adam Miller. The Champ is Here (-$1.75M) agrees to send Andre Ethier to Channel Four News Team (+$1.75M) in exchange for Nyjer Morgan, Clay Buchholz, and the rights to Joba Chamberlain in the 2011 draft. The

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Shaun X   X X X X     X X X X 9   Matt   X X X   3   Tie                         0  

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Channel Four News Team Sign: Jorge De La Rosa (Cap + $250,000) Release: Ted Lilly Sign: Nick Blackburn (Cap + $250,000) Release: Marlon Byrd Uncle Teddy and the Revolution Sign: Anthony Ranaudo (Cap + $250,000) 2 Piece and a Biscuit Sign: Chris Coghlan (Cap + $250,000)

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Shaun X X   X X X X X X X X X 11   Justin   X   1   Tie                         0  

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Channel Four News Team Sign: Juan Uribe (Cap + $250,000) Release Josh Willingham 2 Piece and a Biscuit Release Milton Bradley Release Ramon Hernandez

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The Death Ro Sign: Luke Gregerson (Cap + $250,000) Release Jim Johnson Roy Oswalt to AAA (must clear waivers) Release Armando Gallaraga Uncle Teddy and the Revolution Sign: Rajai Davis (Cap + $250,000) Release Clint Barmes

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Shaun X X X X X X X X X X X X 12   Scott     0   Tie                         0  

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Uncle Teddy and the Revolution Sign: Christian Friedrich (Cap + $250,000) Sign: Jordan Lyle (Cap + $250,000) Sign: Casey Kelly (Cap + $250,000) Release: Octavio Dotel

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Scott X X X X     X   X X   X 8   Josh   X X X X   4   Tie                         0  

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The Death Ro Sign: Michael Wuertz (Cap + $250,000) Release Matt Thornton

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Thomas X X X X X X X X   X     9   Andrew   X X X 3   Tie                         0  

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The entire Uncle Teddy & the Revolution franchise is mourning the loss of manager and team name inspiration, Uncle Ted Kennedy. To honor a great American like Mr. Kennedy, all levels of UT&TR will be wearing these patches on team jerseys: The patches will also be available in the team gift shop for a low low price of $14.99. Portions of the proceeds will benefit "research efforts" this

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Channel Four News Team Sign: Scott Podsednik (Cap + $250,000) Freddy Sanchez to DL The Death Ro Sign: John Smoltz (Cap + $250,000) Release Todd Coffee Release Aubrey Huff

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Thomas       X X X X X X X X X 9   Josh X X X   3   Tie                         0  

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The Death Ro Sign: Andy Pettitte (Cap +$250,000) Mat Latos to AAA Sign: Everth Cabrera (Cap + $250,000) Adam Kennedy to AAA Channel Four News Team Sign: Josh Willingham (Cap + $250,000) Release Randy Winn Alex Gordon to AAA (must clear waivers) 2 Piece and a Biscuit Carl Pavano to AAA Release Tony Pena

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Matt   X X X     X X   X X X 8   Thomas X X X X   4   Tie                         0  

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The Channel Four News Team (Cap + $500,000) has agreed to send Orlando Cabrera ($2,000,000) and $250,000 to The James Madison Gang (Cap - $500,000) in exchange for Stephen Drew ($2,000,000), Jeff Clement ($250,000), and Daryl Jones.

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The Death Ro Sign: Todd Coffey (Cap + $250,000) Pat Burrell to AAA James Madison Gang Sign: Martin Prado (Cap + $250,000) Release Carlos Guillen 2 Piece and a Biscuit Sign: Matt Guerrier (Cap + $250,000) Kyle McLellan to AAA Sign: Tommy Hunter Release: Paul Maholm

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The Lousy Street Weasels (Cap - $250,000) have agreed to send Cliff Lee ($4,000,000), Phil Hughes ($750,000), and $500,000 to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution (Cap + $250,000) in exchange for Jermaine Dye ($2,250,000), Jacob Turner ($250,000), and Tim Alderson

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The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $250,000) and Uncle Teddy and the Revolution (Cap + $250,000) have finalized their 7/22 trade by naming Leo Nunez the player to be named later. The Channel Four News Team have dropped Matt Guerrier.

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Tony X X X X X X X X X X X X 12   Thomas     0   Tie                         0  

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Death Ro (Cap - $500,000) has agreed to send Jeremy Affeldt ($250,000) and Fernando Rodney ($250,000) to James Madison Gang (Cap + $500,000) in exchange for the 2010 1st and 2nd round draft picks. James Madison Gang has sent Hank Blalock and Zach Duke to AAA, releases Kurt Suzuki.

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2 Piece and a Biscuit (Cap + $0) has agreed to send Pablo Sandoval($2,500,000), Matt Cain ($3,250,000), and $500,000 to James Madison Gang (Cap - $0) in exchange for Milton Bradley ($2,250,000), Alexei Ramirez ($250,000), Brett Anderson ($250,000), and Wade Davis. 2 Piece and a Biscuit sends Tony Pena to AAA

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The Death Ro Sign: Jim Johnson (Cap + $250,000) Release: Kenshin Kawakami James Madison Gang Sign: Gerardo Parra (Cap + $250,000) Kurt Suzuki to AAA Release: Cla Meredith Release: Rafael Perez Channel Four News Team Sign: Randy Wolf (Cap + $250,000) Clay Buchholz to AAA Uncle Teddy and the Revolution Sign: Joe Blanton (Cap + $250,000) Release John Smoltz Release Brandon Webb Sign: Daniel Bard

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Thomas         X X X X         4   David X X X X X X X X 8   Tie                         0  

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The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $500,000) have agreed to send Carlos Guillen ($1,250,000) to The James Madison Gang (Cap + $500,000) in exchange for a player to be named. The player must be named within the next 3 weeks.

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James Madison Gang Sign: J.A. Happ (Cap + $250,000) Corey Hart to AAA (Must clear waivers) Release Brendan Morrow 2 Piece and a Biscuit Sign: Phil Coke (Cap + $250,000) Frank Francisco to DL The Lousy Street Weasels Sign: Joel Pineiro (Cap + $250,000) Derek Holland to AAA

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Matchup 1   Owner Runs HR RBI SB Avg. OBP W SO SV Hold ERA WHIP Final   Shaun X X X X   X X   X   X X 9   Thomas   X X X   3   Tie                         0  

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The Channel Four News Team (Cap + $0) have agreed to send Hank Blalock ($250,000) to The James Madison Gang (Cap + $0) in exchange for Clay Buchholz ($250,000)

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The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $500,000) have agreed to send B.J. Upton ($6,250,000) and Matt Laporta ($500,000) to The Viagra Falls Snake Charmers (Cap + $500,000) in exchange for Ryan Zimmerman ($5,500,000)

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The Eastside Taintstains (Cap + $0) have agreed to send Mark Beuhrle ($750,000) to The Lousy Street Weasels (Cap + $0) in exchange for Ian Steward ($250,000)

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The Channel Four News Team have agreed to send Nyjer Morgan ($250,000) to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Matt Guerrier ($250,000)

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Eastside Taintstains Sign: Garrett Jones (Cap + $250,000) Chris Young to DL Channel Four News Team Sign: Nyjer Morgan (Cap + $250,000) Release Jose Arredondo Uncle Teddy and the Revolution Sign: Mark Lowe Rick Porcello to AAA Release Delmon Young

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The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $250,000) have agreed to send Ryan Doumit ($2,750,000) and $500,000 to 2 Piece and a Biscuit (Cap + $250,000) in exchange for Jose Arredondo ($750,000) and Cole Rohrbough.

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