Eastside Taintstains 2007 Staff

Field Staff
Manager: Ryne Sandberg
Hitting Coach: Todd Bertuzzi
Pitching Coach: Henry Rowengartner
Bench Coach: Jack Haley
Bullpen Catcher: Tom Berringer
Ugly Coach: Andrea Barber as Kimmy Gibbler
Buffet Coach: Bruce Bruce

Management
GM: Tom from Myspace
Training Staff: The Burger King and Louie Anderson

Radio/TV
Play by Play Guy: Patton Oswalt
Colored Man: Paul Mooney
Studio Guy: Mike and Mike

Entertainment
PA Announcer: Mean Gene Oakerland
Anthem Singer: Rosanne
PR Director: Kim Etheridge (t.o.'s publicist)
Celebrity Fan: Don Rickles
Mascot: a turd
Fight Song: Tastes Like Chicken by The Vandals

Stadium Sponsor: Buffalo Wild Wings' Mudbutt Stadium at The Toilet Bowl