3.31.2011

2011 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers – Clay Buchholz (3), Ichiro Suzuki (2), Nick Swisher (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Joey Votto (5+V), Jose Bautista (3+C), Nick Markakis (3+B), Carlos Lee (2)
The Lousy Street Weasels – None
The Death Ro – Alex Rios (2), Phil Hughes (1+B), Delmon Young (3), Zach Greinke (2)
Deep Fried Monkey Ballz – Ubaldo Jimenez (3), Brian McCann (3), Brandon Phillips (2), Ryan Howard (1+C), Alexei Ramirez (2), Rafael Soriano (2), Colby Lewis (1+V)
Channel Four News Team – Jacoby Ellsbury (2+B), Chad Billingsley (2), Adam Wainwright (4)
The Champ is Here – Mark Teixeira (3), Josh Hamilton (2), Chris Carpenter (1+V), Rickie Weeks (1+C), C.J. Wilson (2)
Uncle Teddy and the Revolution – Evan Longoria (3), Jay Bruce (4), Brandon Morrow (1+C), Brett Gardner (1+B), Chase Utley (2+V)
2 Piece and a Biscuit – Adrian Gonzalez (2), Robinson Cano (3), Clayton Kershaw (4), Grady Sizemore (1+V), Carlos Beltran (1+C), Brian Wilson (2), Ryan Raburn (3), Luke Scott (1+B), Sean Rodriguez (2), Will Venable (2)
James Madison Gang - None

Week 1 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Kyle McClellan ($250K)

Miami Fart Machines sign Erick Aybar ($250K), Carlos Gomez ($250K), Carl Pavano ($250K), John Buck ($250K), and Kevin Gregg ($500K)
The Lousy Street Weasels sign Darren O'Day ($250K), release Jeff Niemann
The Death Ro sign Ian Kennedy ($500K), Omar Infante ($250K), Russell Martin ($250K), and Sean Burnett ($250K)
Channel Four News Team sign Mitch Moreland ($500K) and Jon Rauch ($500K)
The Champ is Here sign J.J. Hardy ($250K)
Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Kyle Farnsworth ($250K), Travis Hafner ($250K), Jeremy Guthrie ($250K), and Brandon Beachy ($250K)
2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Jason Kubel ($250K) and Jose Contreras ($250K)