Trade Announcement: Meaty Urologists and Uncle Teddy

Meaty Urologists get:
Alex Gordon ($5,750,000 for 4)
Matt Cain ($4,750,000 for 1)
Tim Lincecum ($1,500,000 for 2)
Brandon Wood ($750,000, R-0)
Andrew McCutchen ($0, R-0)

Uncle Teddy gets:
Cole Hamels ($3,500,000 for 2)
Ryan Braun ($250,000, R-1)
Juan Pierre ($3,500,000 for 1+P)
Nancy Drew ($1,500,000 for 1+V)

Well done gentlemen. I guess the Hot Stove Cafe is open for business.