League Announcement

Thunder Guts owner Josh Lohnes has announced his resignation. When asked for a statement, he simply replied "Fuck Shaun Kennedy".

Josh was best known as the few weeks a year where you hoped Albert Pujols just walked or hit singles. He also holds the single week record for wins from a pitcher with 11.

He is also well known for the leaked photos of his drunken dance and vomitting episode at the Richards wedding in 2006.

His management style has left the Thunder Guts franchise in great shape for the future. His best years were certainly ahead of him.

With fantasy studs like Albert and the best pitcher on the planet in Roy Halladay returning next year, along with promising prospects like Mike Stanton and Tyler Colvin, the Thunder Guts franchise should have no trouble finding a willing owner.