6.11.2012

Week 10 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Jason Hammel ($250K), Randy Choate ($250K), and Ryan Vogelsong ($250K), release Justin Masterson

Miami Fart Machines sign Jarrod Saltalamacchia ($250K), send Grant Balfour to AAA (must clear waivers)

The Death Ro sign Stephen Pryor ($250K), release Dale Thayer

Channel Four News Team sign Andy Pettitte ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Brad Lidge, Edward Mujica, and Carlos Marmol.

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Michael Saunders ($250K), Justin Smoak ($250K), and Shawn Tolleson ($250K), release Jair Jurrjens and Reese Havens

6.08.2012

Trade Announcements

2 Piece & a Biscuit agree to send Curtis Granderson, Allen Craig, & $1.75M to The Death Ro in exchange for Kevin Gausman, Alex Rios, and a 2013 1st Round Pick

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution
agrees to send Jonny Venters, Alfredo Aceves, Carlos Quentin, Brad Peacock, $250K, and a conditional 2013 2nd Round Pick to Channel Four News Team in exchange for Carlos Marmol, Edward Mujica, Zach Britton, and Bubba Starling

2 Piece & a Biscuit agree to send Ian Kennedy, Jonathan Papelbon, Alejandro De Aza, & $3.75M to Miami Fart Machines in exchange for Jurickson Profar, Jair Jurrjens, and a 2014 2nd Round Pick

6.05.2012

Week 9 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines sign Gerardo Parra ($250K), release Ryan Roberts

The Death Ro sign Jason Grilli ($250K)

Channel Four News Team sign R.A. Dickey ($250K), send Carlos Marmol to AAA (must clear waivers)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Garrett Richards ($250K), release Liam Hendriks, Ryan Raburn, and Alex Liddi

James Madison Gang sign Roy Oswalt ($250K)

5.30.2012

Week 8 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels release Fernando Salas

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Matt Thornton

Channel Four News Team sign Jonathan Lucroy ($500K), release Colby Rasmus

The Champ is Here sign A.J. Pierzynski ($250K) and Wade Miley ($250K), release Francisco Cordero and Russel Martin

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Rafael Dolis

5.22.2012

Week 7 Transactions

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Kyle Seager ($250K) and Tony Campana ($250K), release Javy Guerra

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Wei Yin-Chen ($250K) and Mitch Moreland ($250K), release Hector Santiago

5.14.2012

Week 6 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Carlos Zambrano ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Dale Thayer ($250K) and James McDonald ($250K)

Channel Four News Team sign Edward Mujica ($250K) and Casey Janssen ($250K), release Jeremy Affeldt and Fautino De Los Santos

The Champ is Here sign Andy Dirks ($250K), Chris Capuano ($250K), Chris Johnson ($250K), and Gavin Floyd ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Rafael Dolis ($250K) release Justin Smoak

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jeff Samardizja ($250K)

James Madison Gang sign Carlos Ruiz ($250K) and Alexei Ramirez ($250K)

5.07.2012

Week 5 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Bryan Lahair ($1.25M)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Jed Lowrie ($250K) and Chipper Jones ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Pedro Strop ($250K), release Brian Matusz

Channel Four News Team send Carlos Marmol to AAA (Must clear waivers)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Alexei Ramirez

Miami Fart Machines sign Rafael Furcal ($250K)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Jon Jay ($250K)

4.30.2012

Week 4 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines release Bobby Abreu, send Jair Jurrjens to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Cody Ross ($250K), send Francisco Liriano to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

James Madison Gang sign Sean Burnett

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution
sign Ryan Cook ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Tom Wilhelmson ($250K)

4.27.2012

Week 3 Transactions

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Ricky Nolasco and Ted Lilly to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Chris Iannetta, Matt Davidson, and $500K. Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Chris Iannetta.

Miami Fart Machines
sign Steve Cishek ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Ryan Dempster ($250K) and Michell Boggs ($250K), release Mark Melancon

Channel Four News Team sign Adam Laroche ($500K)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Todd Helton ($250K)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Mike Aviles ($250K) release Rajai Davis

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Drew Hutchison ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Carlos Quentin ($250K) and Brad Lidge($250K)

4.16.2012

Week 2 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Omar Infante ($250K), release Ben Revere

The Death Ro sign Jordan Schafer ($500K) and Joe Wieland ($250K), release Brandon Allen, and send Alex Rios to AAA (Must clear waivers)
Channel Four News Team sign Fernando Rodney ($250K)
2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Santiago Casilla ($500K)
To complete the April 1st trade, James Madison Gang send Tyler Skaggs to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution