League Announcement

Thunder Guts owner Josh Lohnes has announced his resignation. When asked for a statement, he simply replied "Fuck Shaun Kennedy".

Josh was best known as the few weeks a year where you hoped Albert Pujols just walked or hit singles. He also holds the single week record for wins from a pitcher with 11.

He is also well known for the leaked photos of his drunken dance and vomitting episode at the Richards wedding in 2006.

His management style has left the Thunder Guts franchise in great shape for the future. His best years were certainly ahead of him.

With fantasy studs like Albert and the best pitcher on the planet in Roy Halladay returning next year, along with promising prospects like Mike Stanton and Tyler Colvin, the Thunder Guts franchise should have no trouble finding a willing owner.

Week 25 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Craig Breslow ($250K), release Gavin Floyd

Channel Four News Team sign Johan Santana ($250K), Tyler Greene ($250K), release Alfonso Soriano, Curtis Granderson

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Craig Kimbrel ($250K), Nick Blackburn ($250K), Phil Hughes ($250K), release Homer Bailey, John Danks, Clay Hensley

James Madison Gang sign Michael Morse ($250K) and Pedro Feliciano ($250K), release Jimmy Rollins, Arthur Rhodes

Week 24 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Fausto Carmona ($250K) and Jim Thome ($250K), release R.A. Dickey, Orlando Hudson

Channel Four News Team sign Yadier Molina ($250K, Andrew Cashner ($250K), Brent Morel ($250K), Casey Coleman ($250K), and Scott Sizemore ($250K), release Joel Pinerio, Vernon Wells, James Shields, Miguel Tejada, Carlos Villanueva and Matt Guerrier

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Clay Hensley ($250K), release Brian Fuentes

2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Daric Barton ($250K), release Johan Santana

James Madison Gang sign Raul Ibanez ($250K) and Emilio Bonifacio ($250K), release Phil Hughes and Bobby Abreu, send Edwin Encarnacion to AAA (must clear waivers)

Week 23 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Jesse Crain ($250K), R.A. Dickey ($250K), release Wilton Lopez, Brennan Boesch

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Alfredo Simon

Week 22 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels release Mike Aviles

The Death Ro sign Brandon Allen ($250K), Hisanori Takahashi ($250K), and Rafael Betancourt ($250K), release Erick Aybar, Scott Baker

Channel Four News Team sign Jeremy Jeffress ($250K), release Mark Buehrle, John Buck, and Rafael Furcal

2 Piece and a Biscuit release Raul Ibanez, Troy Glaus

Week 21 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels release Scott Sizemore

The Death Ro sign Omar Infante ($500K), release Mike Lowell

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Asdrubal Cabrera ($250K), release Jon Rauch

2 Piece and a Biscuit release Mike Pelfrey

Week 20 Transactions

The Death Ro release Sean Rodriguez, Michael Burgess, send Julio Borbon to AAA (must clear waivers)

2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Ryan Raburn ($250K), release Aaron Poreda

Week 19 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Ty Wigginton ($250K), release Chipper Jones

Thunder Guts sign Ernesto Frieri ($250K), release George Sherril

The Death Ro sign Wilton Lopez ($250K), release J.J. Putz

Channel Four News Team sign Juan Uribe ($250K), Jon Jay ($250K), and Nick Masset ($250K)

Channel Four News Team agrees to send Brian Fuentes to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Magglio Ordonez and a 2012 4th round pick

Thunder Guts agrees to send John Danks to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Brad Hawpe and Chris Sale.

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Jack Cust, Octavio Dotel, and Rafael Betancourt

Week 18 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Mike Lowell ($250K)

Thunder Guts releases Juan Uribe, Christian Guzman, Jose Lopez, and Daniel Cortez

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Ryan Kalish ($250K)

2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Carlos Ruiz ($250K), Raul Ibanez ($250K)

James Madison Gang sign Joaquin Benoit ($250K), release Kevin Jepsen, Carlos Gomez

Trade Announcement

Channel Four News Team agrees to send J.J. Hardy to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Dustin McGowan, Anthony Ranaudo, and a 2011 2nd Round Pick.