2012 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers - Troy Tulowitzki (2+C), Dustin Pedroia (3), Michael Morse (2), Tommy Hanson (2+V), Brett Anderson (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Gio Gonzalez (3)

The Lousy Street Weasels - Matt Kemp (5), Felix Hernandez (3), Mat Latos (1+C), Derek Holland (3)

The Death Ro - David Price (3), Josh Johnson (1+V), Matt Garza (1+B), Kenley Jansen (2), Ryan Howard (2), Jordan Zimmerman (3), David Robertson (2), Mat Gamel (2)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz - Hanley Ramirez (1+C), Max Scherzer (1+B), Kendry Morales (1+V)

Channel Four News Team - Asdrubal Cabrera (2+B), Gordon Beckham (2)

The Champ is Here - Cliff Lee (2), Pablo Sandoval (3), Drew Stubbs (2+C), Ricky Romero (4), Corey Hart (2+V), Edwin Encarnacion (2)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution - Cameron Maybin (2), Matt Wieters (1+C), Aroldis Chapman (2), Rick Porcello (2)

2 Piece & a Biscuit - Ian Kennedy (1+C), Brennan Boesch (2)

James Madison Gang - Stephen Drew (5), Joakim Soria (4), Victor Martinez (3), Johan Santana (2+V), Roy Halladay (1+C)

2011 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers – Clay Buchholz (3), Ichiro Suzuki (2), Nick Swisher (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Joey Votto (5+V), Jose Bautista (3+C), Nick Markakis (3+B), Carlos Lee (2)

The Lousy Street Weasels – None

The Death Ro – Alex Rios (2), Phil Hughes (1+B), Delmon Young (3), Zach Greinke (2)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz – Ubaldo Jimenez (3), Brian McCann (3), Brandon Phillips (2), Ryan Howard (1+C), Alexei Ramirez (2), Rafael Soriano (2), Colby Lewis (1+V)

Channel Four News Team – Jacoby Ellsbury (2+B), Chad Billingsley (2), Adam Wainwright (4)

The Champ is Here – Mark Teixeira (3), Josh Hamilton (2), Chris Carpenter (1+V), Rickie Weeks (1+C), C.J. Wilson (2)

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution – Evan Longoria (3), Jay Bruce (4), Brandon Morrow (1+C), Brett Gardner (1+B), Chase Utley (2+V)

2 Piece and a Biscuit – Adrian Gonzalez (2), Robinson Cano (3), Clayton Kershaw (4), Grady Sizemore (1+V), Carlos Beltran (1+C), Brian Wilson (2), Ryan Raburn (3), Luke Scott (1+B), Sean Rodriguez (2), Will Venable (2)

James Madison Gang - None

2010 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers - Francisco Liriano 4+P, Adam Dunn 2, and Felix Hernandez 1+C.

Miami Fart Machine - John Lackey 2, Kendry Morales 2

The Lousy Street Weasels - Joe Mauer 4, Tim Lincecum 2+C, Jonathan Broxton 2

Thunder Guts - None

The Death Ro - Brandon Wood 4, Carlos Gonzalez 3+C, Billy Butler 3, Hunter Pence 3, Julio Borbon 3, Brandon Webb 2+V, Kevin Youkilis 2, Ricky Nolasco 2

Channel Four News Team - Matt Cain 3+C, Pablo Sandoval 2, Miguel Montero 2, Cliff Lee 2, Andre Ethier 3

The Champ is Here - Adam Lind 3, Jason Bay 2+B, Nyjer Morgan 2, Aaron Hill 1+C

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution - Rajai Davis 2, Edinson Volquez 3, Ryan Madson 2, Mike Adams 1+V, Chase Utley 1+C

2 Piece and a Biscuit - Ryan Howard 1+C, Jon Lester 4, C.C. Sabathia 2

James Madison Gang - Joe Nathan 5, Nate McLouth 3, Cole Hamels 3, Justin Duchsherer 2, Jonathan Sanchez 1+P

2007 Contracts - Death Ro

Carlos Zambrano	$9,250,000	3 years(2009)
Carlos Lee	$7,000,000	3 years(2009)
Ichiro Suzuki	$5,250,000	3 years(2009)
Daisuke Matsuzaka	$5,000,000	3 years(2009) + Club
Hideki Matsui	$3,000,000	3 years(2009)
Alex Rodriguez	$9,750,000	2 years(2009)
Derrek Lee	$6,750,000	2 years(2008) + Vesting
Chris R. Young	$4,750,000	2 years(2008) + Player
Brandon Phillips	$2,500,000	2 years(2008) + Buyout
Carlos Quentin	$2,750,000	Rookie (0)

2007 Contracts - Meaty Urologists

Ryan Howard	$10,250,000	3 years(2009) + Club
David Ortiz	$8,000,000	3 years(2009)
Cole Hamels	$3,500,000	3 years(2009)
Eric Bedard	$1,750,000	3 years(2009)
Miguel Tejada	$5,000,000	2 years(2008) + Buyout
Billy Wagner	$4,250,000	2 years(2008)
Juan Pierre	$3,500,000	2 years(2008) + Player
Trevor Hoffman	$2,500,000	2 years(2008)
Torii Hunter	$1,750,000	2 years(2008)
JD Drew	$1,500,000	2 years(2008) + Vesting
Kevin Kouzmanoff	$1,750,000	Rookie (0)

2007 Contracts - The Champ Is Here

Aramis Ramirez	$6,500,000	4 years(2010)
Andruw Jones	$4,500,000	4 years(2010)
Lance Berkman	$9,500,000	3 years(2009)
Adrian Gonzalez	$3,500,000	3 years(2009) + Club
Jeff Francoeur	$2,500,000	3 years(2009)
Chad Billingsley	$1,000,000	3 years(2009) + Buyout
Rafael Furcal	$5,000,000	2 years(2008)
Barry Zito	$3,250,000	2 years(2008) + Player
Chris Duncan	$1,500,000	2 years(2008) + Vesting

2007 Contracts - Too Drunk to Function

Carl Crawford	$9,250,000	5 years(2011)
Alfonzo Soriano	$11,000,000	3 years(2009) + Club
Garrett Atkins	$5,500,000	3 years(2009)
Michael Young	$5,000,000	3 years(2009)
Justin Verlander	$2,500,000	3 years(2009)
CC Sabathia	$6,750,000	2 years(2008)
John Lackey	$4,750,000	2 years(2008)
Jered Weaver	$4,000,000	2 years(2008) + Player
Richie Sexson	$1,500,000	2 years(2008)
Chris Iannetta	$750,000	Rookie (0)

2007 Contracts - Thunder-Guts

Albert Pujols	$14,500,000	5 years(2011)
Justin Morneau	$6,750,000	4 years(2010)
Francisco Rodriguez	$4,250,000	4 years(2010)
Johan Santana	$13,250,000	3 years(2009)
Jeremy Bonderman	$6,000,000	3 years(2009)
Felipe Lopez	$2,500,000	3 years(2009)
Derek Jeter	$5,500,000	2 years(2008) + Buyout
Aaron Harang	$3,500,000	2 years(2008) + Player
Russell Martin	$1,250,000	2 years(2008)
Scott Olsen	$1,250,000	2 years(2008)
Andy LaRoche	$2,000,000	Rookie (0)
Troy Tulowitski	$1,250,000	Rookie (0)
Pat Neshek	$500,000	Rookie (0)

2007 Contracts - Eastside Taintstains

David Wright	$10,000,000	5 years(2011)
Jose Reyes	$10,000,000	4 years(2010)
Grady Sizemore	$8,500,000	4 years(2010)
Jimmy Rollins	$7,750,000	3 years(2009)
Manny Ramirez	$7,000,000	2 years(2008)
Scott Kazmir	$4,750,000	2 years(2008)
Josh Beckett	$2,750,000	2 years(2008)
Troy Glaus	$2,500,000	2 years(2008)

2007 Contracts - 2 Piece & a Biscuit

Jon Papelbon	$3,000,000	5 years(2011) + Player
Mark Teixeira	$8,000,000	4 years(2010)
Adam Wainwright	$2,500,000	4 years(2010) + Club
Chase Utley	$8,500,000	3 years(2009)
Jeremy Sowers	$750,000	3 years(2009)
Roy Oswalt	$8,500,000	2 years(2008)
Bobby Abreu	$5,250,000	2 years(2008) + Vesting
Homer Bailey	$2,500,000	Rookie (0)
Philip Hughes	$750,000	Rookie (0)

2007 Contracts - Uncle Teddy & the Azzkickers

Alex Gordon	$5,750,000	5 years(2011)
Hanley Ramirez	$5,750,000	4 years(2010)
Delmon Young	$5,500,000	4 years(2010)
Prince Fielder	$5,500,000	3 years(2009) + Player
Nick Markakis	$2,500,000	3 years(2009) + Buyout
Tim Lincecum	$1,500,000	3 years(2009)
Matt Cain	$4,750,000	2 years(2008)
Felix Hernandez	$4,500,000	2 years(2008) + Club
Matt Garza	$1,000,000	2 years(2008)
Josh Johnson	$250,000	2 years(2008)
Rickie Weeks	$4,000,000	1 year (2007) + Vesting
Chris B. Young	$5,000,000	Rookie (0)
Brandon Wood	$750,000	Rookie (0)
Cameron Maybin	$750,000	Rookie (0)
Evan Longoria	$250,000	Rookie (0)

2007 Contracts - Duncan's Stealing Second

Vernon Wells	$8,000,000	3 years(2009)
Jason Bay	$6,500,000	3 years(2009)
Joe Nathan	$5,250,000	3 years(2009)
Chris Carpenter	$9,250,000	2 years(2008)
Travis Hafner	$7,750,000	2 years(2008) + Vesting
Dan Haren	$3,750,000	2 years(2008)
Ian Kinsler	$3,250,000	2 years(2008)
Francisco Liriano	$2,250,000	2 years(2008) + Club
Matt Kemp	$2,250,000	2 years(2008)

2007 Contracts - Guitar Face

Miguel Cabrera	$10,500,000	5 years(2011) + Vesting
Brian McCann	$4,500,000	4 years(2010)
Howie Kendrick	$3,250,000	4 years(2010)
Adam Dunn	$5,000,000	3 years(2009)
Joel Zumaya	$2,000,000	3 years(2009)
Stephen Drew	$2,000,000	3 years(2009)
Vladimir Guerrero	$9,000,000	2 years(2008) + Club
Conor Jackson	$2,000,000	2 years(2008)
Anthony Reyes	$1,750,000	2 years(2008) + Buyout
Willy Taveras	$1,500,000	2 years(2008)