2 Piece Offseason Roster

Team: 2 Piece & a Biscuit	Owner: Thomas Richards
2008 Payroll: 41.5	2008 Remaining: 43.5 + .5 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Chase Utley	8,500,000	2B	2
2	Roy Oswalt	8,500,000	SP	1
3	Mark Teixeira	8,000,000	1B	3
4	Bobby Abreu	5,250,000	RF	1
5	Jon Papelbon	3,000,000	SP	4
6	Adam Wainwright	2,500,000	SP	3
7	Jeremy Sowers	750,000	SP	2
8	Homer Bailey	2,500,000	SP	R-0
9	Philip Hughes	750,000	SP	R-1
10	Micah Owings	250,000	SP	R-1
11	Carlos Villanueva	250,000	RP	R-1
12	Yusmeiro Petit	250,000	SP	R-1
13	Josh Fields	250,000	3B	R-1
14	Tony Pena	250,000	RP	R-1
AAA	Chris Marrero	250,000	LF	R-0
AAA	Joey Votto	250,000	1B	R-0
AA	Clayton Kershaw		SP	R-0
AA	Chuck Lofgren		SP	R-0
AA	Jeff Niemann		SP	R-0
AA	Humberto Sanchez		SP	R-0

Guitar Face Offseason Roster

Team: Guitar Face	Owner: Tony Pellegrino
2008 Payroll: 51.0	2008 Remaining: 34.0 + .5 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Miguel Cabrera	10,500,000	3B	4+V
2	Vlad Guerrero	9,000,000	RF	1+C
3	Jeremy Bonderman	6,000,000	SP	2
4	Adam Dunn	5,000,000	LF	2
5	Brian McCann	4,500,000	C	3
6	Howie Kendrick	3,250,000	2B,1B	3
7	Conor Jackson	2,000,000	1B	1
8	Stephen Drew	2,000,000	SS	2
9	Joel Zumaya	2,000,000	RP	2
10	Anthony Reyes	1,750,000	SP	1+B
11	Eric Bedard	1,750,000	SP	2
12	Willy Taveras	1,500,000	CF	1
13	Billy Butler	250,000	RF	R-1
14	Reggie Willits	250,000	OF	R-1
15	Asdrubal Cabrera	250,000	SS	R-1
16	Dustin Pedroia	250,000	2B	R-1
AAA	Joba Chamberlain	250,000	SP	R-0
AAA	Clay Buchholz	250,000	SP	R-0
AAA	Jeff Clement	250,000	C	R-0
AA	Jay Bruce		RF	R-0
AA	Wade Davis		SP	R-0
AA	Jose Tabata		RF	R-0
AA	Nick Adenhart		SP	R-0
AA	Philip Humber		SP	R-0
AA	Fernando Martinez		CF	R-0
AA	Eric Hurley		SP	R-0

Uncle Teddy Offseason Roster

Team: Uncle Teddy	Owner: Shaun Kennedy
2008 Payroll: 38.25	2008 Remaining: 46.75 + .5 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Hanley Ramirez	5,750,000	SS	3
2	Delmon Young	5,500,000	RF	3
3	Prince Fielder	5,500,000	1B	2+P
4	Felix Hernandez	4,500,000	SP	1+C
5	Cole Hamels	3,500,000	SP	2
6	Juan Pierre	3,500,000	CF	1+P
7	Nick Markakis	2,500,000	LF	2+B
8	Torii Hunter	1,750,000	CF	1
9	J.D. Drew	1,500,000	RF	1+V
10	Matt Garza	1,000,000	SP	1
11	Josh Johnson	250,000	SP	1
12	Jarrod Saltalamacchia	250,000	C	R-1
13	Ryan Braun	250,000	3B	R-1
14	Manny Corpas	250,000	RP	R-1
15	Yovani Gallardo	250,000	SP	R-1
16	Felix Pie	250,000	CF	R-1
17	Justin Upton	250,000	CF	R-1
AAA	Cameron Maybin	750,000	CF	R-0
AAA	Ian Kennedy	250,000	SP	R-0
AAA	Evan Longoria	250,000	3B	R-0
AAA	Rick Porcello	250,000	SP	R-0
AA	Carlos Gonzalez		RF	R-0
AA	David Price		SP	R-0
AA	Daric Barton		1B	R-0
AA	Matt Wieters		C,RP	R-0
AA	Carlos Carrasco		SP	R-0

The Champ is Here Offseason Roster

Team: The Champ Is Here	Owner: Scott Curry
2008 Payroll: 37.75	2008 Remaining: 47.25 + .75 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Lance Berkman	9,500,000	RF,1B	2
2	Aramis Ramirez	6,500,000	3B	3
3	Rafael Furcal	5,000,000	SS	1
4	Andruw Jones	4,500,000	CF	3
5	Adrian Gonzalez	3,500,000	1B	2+C
6	Barry Zito	3,250,000	SP	1+P
7	Jeff Francoeur	2,500,000	RF	2
8	Chris Duncan	1,500,000	LF,RF	1+V
9	Chad Billingsley	1,000,000	SP	2+B
10	John Danks	250,000	SP	R-1
11	Hunter Pence	250,000	CF	R-1
AAA	Travis Buck		LF	R-1
AA	Scott Elbert		SP	R-0
AA	Glen Perkins		SP	R-0
AA	Craig Hansen		RP	R-0
AA	Brian Barton		CF	R-0
AA	Troy Patton		SP	R-0
AA	Matt Harrison		SP	R-0
AA	Ryan Sweeney		RF	R-0

Death Ro Offseason Roster

Team: Death Ro	Owner: Justin Rohour
2008 Payroll: 53.75	2008 Remaining: 31.25 + 1.75 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Alex Rodriguez	9,750,000	3B	1
2	Carlos Zambrano	9,250,000	SP	2
3	Carlos Lee	7,000,000	LF	2
4	Derrek Lee	6,750,000	1B	1+V
5	Ichiro Suzuki	5,250,000	RF	2
6	Daisuke Matsuzaka	5,000,000	SP	2+C
7	Chris Young	4,750,000	SP	1+P
8	Hideki Matsui	3,000,000	LF	2
9	Brandan Phillips	2,500,000	2B	1+B
10	Josh Hamilton	250,000	CF	R-1
11	Yunel Escobar	250,000	2B	R-1
AAA	Mike Pelfrey		SP	R-1
AAA	Kei Igawa		SP	R-1
AAA	Jason Hirsh		SP	R-1
AA	Carlos Gomez		CF	R-0
AA	Jeff Samardzija		SP	R-0
AA	Brent Clevlen		CF	R-0

Thunder Guts Offseason Roster

Team: Thunder-Guts	Owner: Jah Slowness
2008 Payroll: 54.5	2008 Remaining: 30.5 + 1.5 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Albert Pujols	14,500,000	1B	4
2	Johan Santana	13,250,000	SP	2
3	Justin Morneau	6,750,000	1B	3
4	Derek Jeter	5,500,000	SS	1+B
5	Francisco Rodriguez	4,250,000	RP	3
6	Aaron Harang	3,500,000	SP	1+P
7	Felipe Lopez	2,500,000	SS	2
8	Russell Martin	1,250,000	C	1
9	Scott Olsen	1,250,000	SP	1
10	Troy Tulowitzki	1,250,000	SS	R-1
11	Pat Neshek	500,000	RP	R-1
AA	Kevin Slowey		SP	R-1
AA	Eric Duncan		3B	R-0

Meaty Urologists Offseason Roster

Team: Meaty Urologists	Owner: Eric Ferguson
2008 Payroll: 45	2008 Remaining: 40 + .5 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Ryan Howard	10,250,000	1B	2+C
2	David Ortiz	8,000,000	DH	2
3	Alex Gordon	5,750,000	3B	4
4	Miguel Tejada	5,000,000	SS	1+B
5	Matt Cain	4,750,000	SP	1
6	Billy Wagner	4,250,000	RP	1
7	Trevor Hoffman	2,500,000	RP	1
8	Tim Lincecum	1,500,000	SP	2
9	Hideki Okajima	250,000	RP	R-1
AAA	Jacoby Ellsbury	250,000	CF	R-0
AAA	Brandon Wood	750,000	SS,3B	R-0
AAA	Matt LaPorta	500,000	LF	R-0
AAA	Wladimir Balentien	250,000	RF	R-0
AAA	Jed Lowrie	250,000	SS	R-0
AAA	Mike Moustakas	250,000	C	R-0
AAA	Josh Vitters	250,000	3B	R-0
AAA	Pedro Alvarez	250,000	3B	R-0
AA	Reid Brignac		SS	R-0
AA	Andrew McCutchen		CF	R-0

Three Shots Offseason Roster

Team: Duncan’s Stealing Second	Owner: David Inlow
2008 Payroll: 48.75	2008 Remaining: 36.25 + .5 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Chris Carpenter	9,250,000	SP	1
2	Vernon Wells	8,000,000	CF	2
3	Travis Hafner	7,750,000	DH	1+V
4	Jason Bay	6,500,000	LF	2
5	Joe Nathan	5,250,000	RP	2
6	Dan Haren	3,750,000	SP	1
7	Ian Kinsler	3,250,000	2B	1
8	Matt Kemp	2,250,000	CF	1
9	Francisco Liriano	2,250,000	SP	1+C
10	Andrew Miller	250,000	SP	R-1
11	James Loney	250,000	1B	R-1
AA	Colby Rasmus		CF	R-0
AA	Ian Stewart		3B	R-0
AA	Donald Veal		SP	R-0
AA	Chris Volstad		SP	R-0
AA	Jaime Garcia		SP	R-0
AA	Denard Span		CF	R-0
AA	Luke Hochevar		SP	R-0

Eastside Taintstains Offseason Roster

Team: Eastside Taintstains	Owner: Ben Bridgeman
2008 Payroll: 53.25	2008 Remaining: 31.75 + 1.75 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	David Wright	10,000,000	3B	4
2	Jose Reyes	10,000,000	SS	3
3	Grady Sizemore	8,500,000	CF	3
4	Jimmy Rollins	7,750,000	SS	2
5	Manny Ramirez	7,000,000	LF	1
6	Scott Kazmir	4,750,000	SP	1
7	Josh Beckett	2,750,000	SP	1
8	Troy Glaus	2,500,000	3B,SS	1
AAA	Edinson Volquez		SP	R-1
AA	Adam Miller		SP	R-0
AA	Franklin Morales		SP	R-0
AA	Travis Snider		RF	R-0
AA	Eric Patterson		2B	R-0
AA	Eric Campbell		3B	R-0
AA	Michael Bowden		SP	R-0
AA	Chin Lung Hu		SS	R-0
AA	Sean Gallagher		SP	R-0

Too Drunk To Function Offseason Roster

Team: Too Drunk To Function	Owner: Andrew Johnson
2008 Payroll: 51.75	2008 Remaining: 33.25 + 1 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Alfonzo Soriano	11,000,000	CF	2+C
2	Carl Crawford	9,250,000	LF	4
3	C.C. Sabathia	6,750,000	SP	1
4	Garrett Atkins	5,500,000	3B	2
5	Michael Young	5,000,000	SS	2
6	John Lackey	4,750,000	SP	1
7	Jered Weaver	4,000,000	SP	1+P
8	Justin Verlander	2,500,000	SP	2
9	Richie Sexson	1,500,000	1B	1
10	Chris Iannetta	750,000	C	R-1
11	Akinori Iwamura	250,000	3B	R-1
12	Ryan Theriot	250,000	2B	R-1
13	Kosuke Fukudome	250,000	CF	R-0
AAA	Scott Thorman		1B	R-1
AAA	Erick Aybar		SS	R-1
AAA	Adam Jones		CF	R-1
AA	Joe Koshansky		1B	R-0