Trade Announcement: James Madison Gang and Channel 4 News Team

Channel 4 gets:
Erik Bedard ($1,750,000, 2 yrs)
Desmond Jennings ($0, R-0)

James Madison gets:
Carlos Quentin ($250,000)
Derek Lowe ($1,000,000)

The money works out exactly even.

In a subsequent transaction, JMG releases Ty Wigginton and his $1,000,000 salary.

Trade Announcement: Guitar Face and Uncle Teddy

Guitar Face gets:
Kevin Kouzmanoff ($1,750,000, R-1)

Uncle Teddy gets:
Jarrod Saltalamachia ($250,000, R-1)

Guitar Face Offseason Roster

Team: Guitar Face	Owner: Tony Pellegrino
2008 Payroll: 51.0	2008 Remaining: 34.0 + .5 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Miguel Cabrera	10,500,000	3B	4+V
2	Vlad Guerrero	9,000,000	RF	1+C
3	Jeremy Bonderman	6,000,000	SP	2
4	Adam Dunn	5,000,000	LF	2
5	Brian McCann	4,500,000	C	3
6	Howie Kendrick	3,250,000	2B,1B	3
7	Conor Jackson	2,000,000	1B	1
8	Stephen Drew	2,000,000	SS	2
9	Joel Zumaya	2,000,000	RP	2
10	Anthony Reyes	1,750,000	SP	1+B
11	Eric Bedard	1,750,000	SP	2
12	Willy Taveras	1,500,000	CF	1
13	Billy Butler	250,000	RF	R-1
14	Reggie Willits	250,000	OF	R-1
15	Asdrubal Cabrera	250,000	SS	R-1
16	Dustin Pedroia	250,000	2B	R-1
AAA	Joba Chamberlain	250,000	SP	R-0
AAA	Clay Buchholz	250,000	SP	R-0
AAA	Jeff Clement	250,000	C	R-0
AA	Jay Bruce		RF	R-0
AA	Wade Davis		SP	R-0
AA	Jose Tabata		RF	R-0
AA	Nick Adenhart		SP	R-0
AA	Philip Humber		SP	R-0
AA	Fernando Martinez		CF	R-0
AA	Eric Hurley		SP	R-0

Trade Announcement: Meaty Urologists and Guitar Face

Meaty Urologists get:
Brendan Webb, SP ($7,750,000)
Ian Snell, SP ($1,750,000)
Jhonny Peralta, SS ($750,000)

Guitar Face gets:
Erik Bedard, SP ($1,750,000)

Salary Implications:
The Meaty Urologists are taking on $3 million in cap room, while Guitar Face is losing $3 million in cap room.

Trade Announcement: Thunder-Guts and Guitar Face

Thunder Guts get:
Jake Peavy, SP ($9,000,000)
Shane Victorino, OF($500,000)
Brad Hennessey, SP/RP ($250,000)
$1 million cash

Guitar Face gets:
Jeremy Bonderman, SP ($6,000,000)
Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C/1B ($0)
Dustin Pedroia, 2B/SS ($0)

Salary Implications:
The Thunder Guts are taking on $1 million in cap room, while Guitar face is losing $1 million in cap room.

Trade Announcement: The Death Ro and Guitar Face

Death Ro gets:
Kelvim Escobar, SP ($1,750,000)

Guitar Face gets:
Clay Buchholtz, SP ($0)
Wade Davis, SP ($0)

Salary Implications:
Guitar Face will see their cap space increase by $1 million, with the Death Ro taking on that $1 million against their cap.

Trade Announcement: Uncle Teddy and Guitar Face

Uncle Teddy and the Azzkickers get:
Aaron Hill 2B,SS ($250,000)
Placido Polanco 2B ($250,000)

Guitar Face gets:
Adam Lind, LF ($250,000)
Al Reyes, RP ($250,000)

Salary Implications:
Salaries of the traded players are even so there will be no change to either team's cap space.

2007 Contracts - Guitar Face

Miguel Cabrera	$10,500,000	5 years(2011) + Vesting
Brian McCann	$4,500,000	4 years(2010)
Howie Kendrick	$3,250,000	4 years(2010)
Adam Dunn	$5,000,000	3 years(2009)
Joel Zumaya	$2,000,000	3 years(2009)
Stephen Drew	$2,000,000	3 years(2009)
Vladimir Guerrero	$9,000,000	2 years(2008) + Club
Conor Jackson	$2,000,000	2 years(2008)
Anthony Reyes	$1,750,000	2 years(2008) + Buyout
Willy Taveras	$1,500,000	2 years(2008)

Trade Announcement: Thunder-Guts and Guitar Face

After review of the trading policy by the league owners, the trade between Thunder-Guts and Guitar Face has been finalized.

Thunder-Guts get:
Johan Santana, SP ($13,250,000)
Brad Hawpe, RF ($2,000,000)

Guitar Face gets:
Vladimir Guerrero, RF ($9,000,000)
Huston Street, RP ($4,500,000)
Kelvim Escobar, SP ($1,750,000)