Trade Announcement

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Josh Beckett, Brandon Beachy, and Craig Kimbrel to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Sonny Gray, the rookie rights to Giancarlo Stanton, and a 2013 1st Round Pick

Trade Announcements

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Prince Fielder and $4M to James Madison Gang in exchange for Jayson Werth, Nate McClouth, and a player to be named later. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution releases Nate McClouth

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Mat Latos and $2M to The Lousy Street Weasels in exchange for Matt Harvey

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Dustin Pedroia and $4M to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Joe Ross, Jonathan Schoop, and a 2012 MidSeason 1st Round Pick

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send David Wright, John Axford, $3.5M, and a 2013 3rd Round Pick to James Madison Gang in exchange for Jose Altuve, Ricky Nolasco, Jennry Mejia, Jerry Sands, Joey Devine, a 2013 1st round Pick, and a player to be named later. If James Madison Gang does not win the league in 2012, they receive the first unused Uncle Teddy and the Revolution 2013 pick. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution retain the restricted rights to Axford.

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Curtis Granderson and $1.0M to 2 Piece and a Biscuit in exchange for Michael Morse and a 2013 3rd Round Pick. Viagra Falls Snake Charmers retain any post-season awards produced by Granderson.

Week 19 & 20 Transactions and Trades

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz agree to send Dillon Gee and the rights to Matt Scherzer to Channel Four News team in exchange for Alex Gordon

The Death Ro agree to send Derek Jeter and a 2012 3rd Round Pick to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for $2.5M

In a three way trade: James Madison Gang acquires Troy Tulowitzki, Mike Napoli, and $750K from The Lousy Street Weasels, Asdrubal Cabrera, Sergio Santos, and $250K from The Death Ro.

The Lousy Street Weasels acquires Jayson Werth, J.P. Arencibia, Taylor Guerrieri, and a 2013 3rd Round Pick from James Madison Gang, Alex White from The Death Ro.

The Death Ro acquires Jose Valverde from The Lousy Street Weasels, Jordan Zimmerman, Wilson Ramos, and a 2012 2nd Round Pick from James Madison Gang

The Lousy Street Weasels release Chris Tillman, Daniel Murphy, and Denard Span

The Death Ro sign Mike Carp ($250K) and Josh Roenicke ($250K), release Troy Channing and Gavin Floyd

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Jarrod Saltalamacchia ($250K), Jason Bourgeois ($250K), and Ryan Roberts ($250K), release Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Andres Torres, and Glen Perkins

Channel Four News Team sign Henderson Alvarez ($250K) and J.D. Martinez ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Ivan Nova ($250K) and Johnny Giavotella ($250K), release Allen Craig and Bobby Parnell

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Vance Worley ($250K)

Trade Announcements

Channel Four News Team has agreed to send Jose Reyes and $1.5M to 2 Piece & a Biscuit in exchange for Wade Davis

2 Piece & a Biscuit have agreed to send their 2012 4th round pick to Miami Fart Machines in exchange for $2M

Trade Announcements

Miami Fart Machines agree to send Kendry Morales and the restricted rights of Ian Stewart to Channel Four News team in exchange for 2011 2nd and 3rd round draft picks

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Josh Johnson, Miguel Sano, and their 2011 1st Round pick to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Ryan Braun and $2.5M

Thunder Guts agrees to send Drew Stubbs, Matt Moore, and their 2011 1st Round Pick to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Josh Johnson, Andrew Bailey, and Zach Cox

Channel Four News Team agrees to send Peter Bourjos to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Brett Wallace

Miami Fart Machines agree to send David Wright and Jhoulys Chacin to 2 Piece and a Biscuit in exchange for Joey Votto. 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Juan Francisco

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz agrees to send Albert Pujols and Jake McGee to The Death Ro in exchange for Billy Butler, Casey McGehee, Mat Latos, and Taylor Jungmann

Trade Announcement

Channel Four News Team agrees to send J.J. Hardy to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Dustin McGowan, Anthony Ranaudo, and a 2011 2nd Round Pick.

Week 15 Transactions/Trade Announcements

The Death Ro sign J.J. Putz ($250K) and Ronny Paulino ($250K), release Jason Varitek.

Channel Four News Team sign Mark Buehrle ($250K), A.J. Burnett ($250K), and Brandon Lyon ($250K), release J.J. Hardy

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Jose Contreras

2 Piece and a Biscuit release Ty Wigginton

The Death Ro agree to send David Ortiz and their 2011 1st Round Pick to Thunder Guts in exchange for Gio Gonzalez.

The Channel Four News Team agree to send Francisco Cordero and $750K to 2 Piece and a Biscuit in exchange for a 2011 3rd Round Pick.

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Jason Bartlett, Brett Wallace, and a Player to be Named later (2 week deadline) to Thunder Guts in exchange for Justin Morneau, Jay Bruce, and $1,750,000. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution send Brad Hawpe to AAA (must clear waivers)

2 Piece and a Biscuit agree to send Deck McGuire and Alexei Ramirez to Thunder Guts in exchange for Vladimir Guerrero. 2 Piece and a Biscuit release J.D. Drew.

James Madison Gang agree to send Simon Castro to Thunder Guts in exchange for Vernon Wells, Michael Young, and $1,000,000 in cash. James Madison Gang release Lastings Milledge and Wilken Ramirez.

Trade Announcements

Channel Four News Team agrees to send Robinson Cano to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Alcides Escobar and Aroldis Chapman.

The Champ is Here agrees to send Adrian Gonzalez to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Ike Davis and Chris Carter.

Channel Four News Team agrees to send Magglio Ordonez to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for a Player to be Named Later (2 week deadline)

Channel Four News Team agrees to send Ichiro Suzuki, Martin Prado, and $1.75M to James Madison Gang in exchange for Michael Brantley and Zach Britton. James Madison Gang send Frank Francisco, Lastings Milledge, and Edwin Encarnacion to AAA (All must clear waivers), release Marco Scutaro and Jason Frasor.

Trade Announcement

The Lousy Street Weasels (Cap - $250,000) have agreed to send Cliff Lee ($4,000,000), Phil Hughes ($750,000), and $500,000 to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution (Cap + $250,000) in exchange for Jermaine Dye ($2,250,000), Jacob Turner ($250,000), and Tim Alderson

Trade Announcement

The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $250,000) and Uncle Teddy and the Revolution (Cap + $250,000) have finalized their 7/22 trade by naming Leo Nunez the player to be named later.

The Channel Four News Team have dropped Matt Guerrier.

Trade Announcement

Death Ro (Cap - $500,000) has agreed to send Jeremy Affeldt ($250,000) and Fernando Rodney ($250,000) to James Madison Gang (Cap + $500,000) in exchange for the 2010 1st and 2nd round draft picks.

James Madison Gang has sent Hank Blalock and Zach Duke to AAA, releases Kurt Suzuki.

Trade Announcement

2 Piece and a Biscuit (Cap + $0) has agreed to send Pablo Sandoval($2,500,000), Matt Cain ($3,250,000), and $500,000 to James Madison Gang (Cap - $0) in exchange for Milton Bradley ($2,250,000), Alexei Ramirez ($250,000), Brett Anderson ($250,000), and Wade Davis.

2 Piece and a Biscuit sends Tony Pena to AAA

Trade Announcement

The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $500,000) have agreed to send Carlos Guillen ($1,250,000) to The James Madison Gang (Cap + $500,000) in exchange for a player to be named. The player must be named within the next 3 weeks.

Trade Announcement

The Channel Four News Team (Cap + $0) have agreed to send Hank Blalock ($250,000) to The James Madison Gang (Cap + $0) in exchange for Clay Buchholz ($250,000)

Trade Announcement

The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $500,000) have agreed to send B.J. Upton ($6,250,000) and Matt Laporta ($500,000) to The Viagra Falls Snake Charmers (Cap + $500,000) in exchange for Ryan Zimmerman ($5,500,000)

Trade Announcement

The Eastside Taintstains (Cap + $0) have agreed to send Mark Beuhrle ($750,000) to The Lousy Street Weasels (Cap + $0) in exchange for Ian Steward ($250,000)

Trade Announcement

The Channel Four News Team have agreed to send Nyjer Morgan ($250,000) to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Matt Guerrier ($250,000)

Trade Announcement

The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $250,000) have agreed to send Ryan Doumit ($2,750,000) and $500,000 to 2 Piece and a Biscuit (Cap + $250,000) in exchange for Jose Arredondo ($750,000) and Cole Rohrbough.

Trade Announcement

The Channel Four News Team (Cap - $250,000) have agreed to send Leo Nunez ($250,000) to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution (Cap + $250,000) in exchange for a player to be named.

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution have dropped Nick Blackburn.

Trade Announcement

The Eastside Taintstains (Cap -$250,000) have agreed to send Manny Ramirez ($6,750,000), Adam Miller ($0), and $1,750,000 in cash to 2 Piece and a Biscuit (Cap + $250,000) in exchange for Chris Young ($2,750,000), Kila Ka'aihue ($0), Nick Weglarz ($0), and a 2011 second round draft pick.

The Eastside Taintstains subsequently have released Radhames Liz.