Week 3 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign A.J. Burnett ($250K), release Michael Saunders

Miami Fart Machines sign Jhonny Peralta ($250K), Brandon Lyon ($250K), and David Murphy ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Jonny Gomes ($750K)

The Death Ro sign Asdrubal Cabrera ($1,250K) and Brian Fuentes ($250K), send Julio Borbon to AAA (must clear waivers)

The Champ is Here sign Jeff Francoeur ($250K)

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Brennan Boesch ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Tony Sipp ($250K), release Mike Gonzalez and Jose Contreras

James Madison Gang send Nate McClouth to AAA (must clear waivers)

Week 2 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines sign Chris White Young ($250K), release Garrett Jones

The Death Ro announce the retirement of Manny Ramirez (-$750K) and sign Ben Francisco ($250K)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Kameron Loe ($250K) and Clay Hensley ($250K), release Dylan Covey

Channel Four News Team sign Matt Belisle ($250K), release Kenley Jansen

The Champ Here send Ryan Franklin to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

James Madison Gang sign Kerry Wood ($250K)

2011 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers – Clay Buchholz (3), Ichiro Suzuki (2), Nick Swisher (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Joey Votto (5+V), Jose Bautista (3+C), Nick Markakis (3+B), Carlos Lee (2)

The Lousy Street Weasels – None

The Death Ro – Alex Rios (2), Phil Hughes (1+B), Delmon Young (3), Zach Greinke (2)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz – Ubaldo Jimenez (3), Brian McCann (3), Brandon Phillips (2), Ryan Howard (1+C), Alexei Ramirez (2), Rafael Soriano (2), Colby Lewis (1+V)

Channel Four News Team – Jacoby Ellsbury (2+B), Chad Billingsley (2), Adam Wainwright (4)

The Champ is Here – Mark Teixeira (3), Josh Hamilton (2), Chris Carpenter (1+V), Rickie Weeks (1+C), C.J. Wilson (2)

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution – Evan Longoria (3), Jay Bruce (4), Brandon Morrow (1+C), Brett Gardner (1+B), Chase Utley (2+V)

2 Piece and a Biscuit – Adrian Gonzalez (2), Robinson Cano (3), Clayton Kershaw (4), Grady Sizemore (1+V), Carlos Beltran (1+C), Brian Wilson (2), Ryan Raburn (3), Luke Scott (1+B), Sean Rodriguez (2), Will Venable (2)

James Madison Gang - None

Week 1 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Kyle McClellan ($250K)

Miami Fart Machines sign Erick Aybar ($250K), Carlos Gomez ($250K), Carl Pavano ($250K), John Buck ($250K), and Kevin Gregg ($500K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Darren O'Day ($250K), release Jeff Niemann

The Death Ro sign Ian Kennedy ($500K), Omar Infante ($250K), Russell Martin ($250K), and Sean Burnett ($250K)

Channel Four News Team sign Mitch Moreland ($500K) and Jon Rauch ($500K)

The Champ is Here sign J.J. Hardy ($250K)

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Kyle Farnsworth ($250K), Travis Hafner ($250K), Jeremy Guthrie ($250K), and Brandon Beachy ($250K)

2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Jason Kubel ($250K) and Jose Contreras ($250K)

Trade Announcements

Miami Fart Machines agree to send Kendry Morales and the restricted rights of Ian Stewart to Channel Four News team in exchange for 2011 2nd and 3rd round draft picks

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Josh Johnson, Miguel Sano, and their 2011 1st Round pick to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Ryan Braun and $2.5M

Thunder Guts agrees to send Drew Stubbs, Matt Moore, and their 2011 1st Round Pick to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Josh Johnson, Andrew Bailey, and Zach Cox

Channel Four News Team agrees to send Peter Bourjos to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Brett Wallace

Miami Fart Machines agree to send David Wright and Jhoulys Chacin to 2 Piece and a Biscuit in exchange for Joey Votto. 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Juan Francisco

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz agrees to send Albert Pujols and Jake McGee to The Death Ro in exchange for Billy Butler, Casey McGehee, Mat Latos, and Taylor Jungmann

League Announcement

Thunder Guts owner Josh Lohnes has announced his resignation. When asked for a statement, he simply replied "Fuck Shaun Kennedy".

Josh was best known as the few weeks a year where you hoped Albert Pujols just walked or hit singles. He also holds the single week record for wins from a pitcher with 11.

He is also well known for the leaked photos of his drunken dance and vomitting episode at the Richards wedding in 2006.

His management style has left the Thunder Guts franchise in great shape for the future. His best years were certainly ahead of him.

With fantasy studs like Albert and the best pitcher on the planet in Roy Halladay returning next year, along with promising prospects like Mike Stanton and Tyler Colvin, the Thunder Guts franchise should have no trouble finding a willing owner.

Week 25 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Craig Breslow ($250K), release Gavin Floyd

Channel Four News Team sign Johan Santana ($250K), Tyler Greene ($250K), release Alfonso Soriano, Curtis Granderson

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Craig Kimbrel ($250K), Nick Blackburn ($250K), Phil Hughes ($250K), release Homer Bailey, John Danks, Clay Hensley

James Madison Gang sign Michael Morse ($250K) and Pedro Feliciano ($250K), release Jimmy Rollins, Arthur Rhodes

Week 24 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Fausto Carmona ($250K) and Jim Thome ($250K), release R.A. Dickey, Orlando Hudson

Channel Four News Team sign Yadier Molina ($250K, Andrew Cashner ($250K), Brent Morel ($250K), Casey Coleman ($250K), and Scott Sizemore ($250K), release Joel Pinerio, Vernon Wells, James Shields, Miguel Tejada, Carlos Villanueva and Matt Guerrier

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Clay Hensley ($250K), release Brian Fuentes

2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Daric Barton ($250K), release Johan Santana

James Madison Gang sign Raul Ibanez ($250K) and Emilio Bonifacio ($250K), release Phil Hughes and Bobby Abreu, send Edwin Encarnacion to AAA (must clear waivers)

Week 23 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Jesse Crain ($250K), R.A. Dickey ($250K), release Wilton Lopez, Brennan Boesch

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Alfredo Simon

Week 22 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels release Mike Aviles

The Death Ro sign Brandon Allen ($250K), Hisanori Takahashi ($250K), and Rafael Betancourt ($250K), release Erick Aybar, Scott Baker

Channel Four News Team sign Jeremy Jeffress ($250K), release Mark Buehrle, John Buck, and Rafael Furcal

2 Piece and a Biscuit release Raul Ibanez, Troy Glaus