Meaty Urologists 2007 Staff

Field Staff
Manager: Jose Oquendo
Hitting Coach: Ike Turner
Pitching Coach: Mr. Burns
Bench Coach: Bobby "the Brain" Heenan
Bullpen Catcher: Charo
Ugly Coach: Abe Vigoda
Buffet Coach: Bartolo Colon

Management
GM: Paul DePodesta
Trainer: Patches O'Houlihan

Radio/TV
Play by Play Guy: Harry Caray
Colored Man: Koko B. Ware
Studio Guy: Stephen Colbert

Entertainment
PA Announcer: Bob Dylan
Anthem Singer: Eddie Vedder/Britney Spears
PR Director: Triple H
Celebrity Fan: Jesus
Mascot: Brick Tamland
Fight Song: "Waiting Room" by Fugazi
Marketing Campaign: "Today's forecast: World domination."

Stadium Sponsor: Diet Dr. Pepper