Too Drunk To Function 2007 Staff

Field Staff
Manager: Joe Mikulik
Hitting Coach: Tito Landrum
Pitching Coach: Hideki Irabu
Bench Coach: Crash Davis
Bullpen Catcher: Tony Pena
Ugly Coach: Derek Turnbow
Buffet Coach: David Wells (who will serve double as my fitness coach)

Front Office
GM: Kenneth Lay and Jeffery Skilling

T.V./Radio
Play by Play: Keith Olberman
Colored Man: Bill O'Reily
Studio Guy: Rachel Nichols

Entertainment
P.A. Announcer: Sean Connery
Anthem Singer: Milli Vanilli
PR Director: Drew Rosenhaus
Celebrity Fan: Jessica Alba
Mascot: Barney Gumble
Fight Song: "Beer" by Reel Big Fish
Marketing Campaign: "Puke and Rally"

Stadium Sponsor: Pabst Blue Ribbon