Uncle Teddy & The AzzSlappers 2007 Staff

Field Staff
Manager: Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy
Hitting Coach: Felix Jose
Pitching Coach: Chuck Norris
Bench Coach: Peyton Manning (w/ a chart full of audibles)
Bullpen Catcher: Jenna Jameson
Ugly Coach: Sarah Jessica Parker/Dee Snider (same thing)
Buffet Coach: Jack Box

Management
GM: Thurman Thomas
Training Staff: The Pussycat Dolls

Radio/TV
Play by Play Guy: Vin Scully
Colored Man: Reverend Sweet Release
Studio Guy: Frank Caliendo impersonating Jim Rome

Entertainment
PA Announcer: Jim Mora
Anthem Singer: Carl Lewis
PR Director: William Jefferson Clinton
Celebrity Fan: Alfonso Ribeiro
Mascot: Pork Steaks

Stadium Sponsor: Ranken Tech (full name: The Death Pit at Ranken Technical College Field)