Too Drunk To Function Offseason Roster

Team: Too Drunk To Function	Owner: Andrew Johnson
2008 Payroll: 51.75	2008 Remaining: 33.25 + 1 bonus

	Player Name	Salary	Pos	Yrs
1	Alfonzo Soriano	11,000,000	CF	2+C
2	Carl Crawford	9,250,000	LF	4
3	C.C. Sabathia	6,750,000	SP	1
4	Garrett Atkins	5,500,000	3B	2
5	Michael Young	5,000,000	SS	2
6	John Lackey	4,750,000	SP	1
7	Jered Weaver	4,000,000	SP	1+P
8	Justin Verlander	2,500,000	SP	2
9	Richie Sexson	1,500,000	1B	1
10	Chris Iannetta	750,000	C	R-1
11	Akinori Iwamura	250,000	3B	R-1
12	Ryan Theriot	250,000	2B	R-1
13	Kosuke Fukudome	250,000	CF	R-0
AAA	Scott Thorman		1B	R-1
AAA	Erick Aybar		SS	R-1
AAA	Adam Jones		CF	R-1
AA	Joe Koshansky		1B	R-0