Transactions - 4/23/08

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers
(cap +$250,000)
Sign:
Cliff Lee($250,000)

James Madison Gang
(cap +$250,000, released +$500,000)
Sign:
Ryan Church($250,000)

Release:
Corey Patterson
David Riske

Activate from DL:
J.J. Putz

Transactions - 4/16/08

Channel 4 News Team
(cap +$250,000)
Recall to MLB:
Mark Teahan($250,000)

Demote to AAA:
Barry Bonds

The Lousy Street Weasels
(cap +$500,000
Sign:
Dana Eveland($250,000)
Santiago Casilla($250,000)

The Death Ro
(cap +$250,000)
Sign:
Jake Westbrook($250,000)

DL:
Rich Harden

2 Piece and a Biscuit
(cap +$500,000)
Sign:
Kyle Lohse($250,000)
Kyle McClellan($250,000)

DL:
Pedro Martinez
Joe Borowski

James Madison Gang
(cap +$750,000, released +$250,000)
Sign:
Mike Jacobs($250,000)
Randy Wolf($250,000)
Livan Hernandez($250,000)

Release:
Dave Bush
DL:
Erik Bedard

Hardcore Stat Pack, Week 2, '08

Revolution vs. Death Ro
Uncle Teddy and the Revolution 12-0 (23-1)
Carlos Pena	4 HR, 8 RBI, 6 R
Hanley Ramirez	2 HR, 6 R, 6 RBI, 1 SB, 11 H
Rickie Weeks	2 HR, 6 R, 3 RBI, 2 SB
Cole Hamels	14 IP, 1 ER, 9 K, 2 Wins
Javier Vazquez	14 IP, 3 ER, 17 K, 2 Wins
Huston Street	3 Saves, 0 ER
The Death Ro 0-12 (9-15)
Bill Hall	3 HR, 4 R, 3 RBI
Josh Hamilton	2 HR, 8 RBI, 4 R
Brandon Phillips	3 SB, 3 R
Daisuke Matsuzaka	11.2 IP, 4 ER, 9 K, 2 Wins
Kevin Gregg	2 Saves
Joaquin Benoit	2 IP, 0 ER, Hold
Madison Gang vs. Taintstains
James Madison Gang 10-2 (14-10)
Vladimir Guerrero	2 HR, 8 RBI, 4 R
Corey Patterson	2 HR, 5 RBI, 4 R, 1 SB
Willy Taveras	7 R, 3 SB, 8 H
Brian Bannister	14 IP, 2 ER, 9 K, 2 Wins
Roy Halliday	9 IP, 1 ER, 6 K, Win
John Smoltz	6 IP, 1 ER, 5 K, Win
Eastside Taintstains 2-10 (6-17-1)
Orlando Hudson	2 HR, 7 RBI, 6 R, 1 SB
David Wright	2 HR, 4 RBI, 3 R, 2 SB
Manny Ramirez	1 HR, 6 R, 6 RBI
Tim Hudson	8 IP, 0 ER, 5 K, Win
Edinson Volquez	5 IP, 0 ER
Brian Wilson	2 Saves
Weasels vs. 2 Piece
The Lousy Street Weasels 8-3-1 (15-8-1)
Jason Bay	3 HR, 6 R, 5 RBI
Bengie Molina	2 HR, 7 RBI, 5 R, 10 H
Ian Kinsler	3 SB, 5 R, 3 RBI
Dan Haren	12 IP, 2 ER, 12 K, 2 Wins
Chien-Ming Wang	9 IP, 1 ER, 2 H, Win
Jason Isringhausen	2 Saves, Win, 4 K
2 Piece and a Biscuit 3-8-1 (11-12-1)
Jhonny Peralta	3 HR, 5 RBI, 5 R
Chone Figgins	4 SB, 3 R
Mark Ellis	2 SB, 5 RBI, 4 R, 10 H
Jeff Niemann	6 IP, 1 ER, 5 K, Win
Jonathan Papelbon	2 Saves, 0 ER, 5 K
Heath Bell	2 Holds, 4.2 IP, 1 ER
Thunder Guts vs. News Team
Thunder Guts 6-5-1 (9-14-1)
Raul Ibanez	4 HR, 11 RBI, 7 R, 10 H
Albert Pujols	3 HR, 7 RBI, 7 R, 1 SB, 10 H
Pat Burrell	3 HR, 7 RBI, 6 R
Aaron Harang	8 IP, 1 ER, Win
John Maine	6 IP, 1 ER
Matt Capps	2 Saves, 0 ER, 4 K
Channel 4 News Team 5-6-1 (12-10-2)
B.J. Upton	1 HR, 7 RBI, 6 R, 2 SB
Miguel Tejada	1 HR, 5 R, 5 RBI, 1 SB
Jacoby Ellsbury	2 SB, 3 RBI, 4 R
Tim Lincecum	12 IP, 3 ER, 18 K, Win
Derek Lowe	8 IP, 1 ER, 6 K, Win
Zack Greinke	8 IP, 0 ER, Win
Champ vs. Snake Charmers
The Champ Is Here 6-5-1 (11-12-1)
Lance Berkman	3 HR, 8 R, 7 RBI, 1 SB
Eric Byrnes	1 HR, 8 R, 5 RBI, 1 SB, 11 H
Jeff Francoeur	2 HR, 8 RBI, 4 R
Brett Myers	8 IP, 3 ER, 5 K, Win
Barry Zito	6 IP, 1 ER
Francisco Cordero	Save, 0 ER, 3 K
Viagra Falls Snake Charmers 5-6-1 (6-17-1)
Matt Holliday	2 HR, 10 RBI, 6 R, 1 SB, 12 H
Richie Sexson	1 HR, 6 RBI, 4 R
Erick Aybar	3 SB, 5 R, 9 H
Andy Pettitte	6.2 IP, 1 ER, Win
Dustin McGowan	5 IP, 2 ER, 7 K
B. Lidge/CJ Wilson	2 Saves each, 0 ER

Three Stars - Hitters

#1 - Raul Ibanez - 4 HR, 11 RBI, 7 R, 10-for-27 (.370/.469) #2 - Matt Holliday - 2 HR, 10 RBI, 6 R, 1 SB, 12-for-25 (.480/.519)
#3 - Carlos Pena - 4 HR, 8 RBI, 6 R, 5-for-25 (.200/.355)

Three Stars - Pitchers

#1 - Cole Hamels - 2 Wins, 14 IP, 0.64 ERA, 0.79 WHIP, 9 Ks #2 - Tim Lincecum - 1 Win, 12 IP, 2.25 ERA, 1.25 WHIP, 18 Ks #3 - Javier Vazquez - 2 Wins, 14 IP, 1.93ERA, 0.93 WHIP, 17 Ks

Hardcore Stat Pack - Week 1, '08

Revolution vs. Snake Charmers
Uncle Teddy and the Revolution 11-1
Chris B. Young	3 HR, 7 R, 2 SB
Carlos Pena	2 HR, 4 R, 5 RBI
Howie Kendrick	12 H, 6 R, 2 SB
Felix Hernandez	15 IP, 0 ER, 9 K
Brandon Webb	13 IP, 3 ER, 11 K, 2 Wins
Ian Snell	12 IP, 13 K, Win
Viagra Falls Snake Charmers 1-11
Jermaine Dye	10 H, 2 HR, 7 R
Ryan Zimmerman	2 HR, 5 R, 3 RBI
Carl Crawford	6 R, 3 SB
Jered Weaver	13.1 IP, 3 ER, 11 K, Win
Hiroki Kuroda	7 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, Win
C.J. Wilson	2 IP, 0 ER, Save
Death Ro vs. Thunder Guts
The Death Ro 9-3
Derrek Lee	3 HR, 6 R, 4 RBI, 10 H
Yunel Escobar	1 HR, 4 R, 7 RBI
Carlos Lee	2 HR, 3 R, 3 RBI, 8 H
Rich Harden	11 IP, 1 ER, 15 K, Win
Daisuke Matsuzaka	11.2 IP, 3 ER, 15 K, Win
Carlos Zambrano	13.2 IP, 2 ER, 12 K, Win
Thunder Guts 3-9
Pat Burrell	8 H, 1 HR, 6 RBI
Justin Morneau	2 HR, 7 RBI, 3 R
Josh Willingham	2 HR, 4 RBI, 3 R
Ben Sheets	15.1 IP, 0 ER, 15 K, Win
Johan Santana	14 IP, 3 ER, 11 K, Win
F. Rodriguez/J. Accardo	3 Saves each, 0 ER
2 Piece vs. Madison Gang
2 Piece and a Biscuit 8-4
Chase Utley	3 HR, 8 R, 6 RBI
Xavier Nady	3 HR, 9 RBI, 6 R, 1 SB
Chipper Jones	11 H, 1 HR, 6 R, 6 RBI
Micah Owings	6.2 IP, 1 ER, 2 H, 9 K, Win
Adam Wainwright	8 IP, 2 ER, Win
Pena/Fuentes/Bell	2 Holds each, 0 ER
James Madison Gang 4-8
Jim Thome	2 HR, 5 RBI, 4 R
Corey Hart	3 SB, 4 RBI, 5 R
Brian Roberts	3 SB, 1 HR, 3 R
Erik Bedard	5 IP, 1 ER, 5 K
M. Rivera / B. Jenks	3 Saves each, 0 ER
Scott Linebrink	3 Holds, 0 ER
Ch. 4 News Team vs. Taintstains
Channel 4 News Team 7-4-1
Alex Gordon	2 HR, 6 RBI, 4 R
Blastings Thrilledge	8 H, 1 HR, 5 R, 2 RBI
Nick Swisher	1 HR, 5 R, 2 RBI, .481 OBP
Derek Lowe	12 IP, 3 ER, 10 K
A.J. Burnett	6 IP, 2 ER, Win
George Sherrill	3 Saves, 0 ER
Eastside Taintstains 4-7-1
Jason Varitek	2 HR, 3 RBI, 3 R
Jimmy Rollins	1 HR, 5 R, 4 RBI, 2 SB
David Wright	1 HR, 6 RBI, 4 R
Fausto Carmona	7 IP, 1 ER, Win
Tim Hudson	13 IP, 7 K, Win
Carlos Marmol	5 IP, 1 ER, 2 Holds
Weasels vs. Champ
The Lousy Street Weasels 7-5
Rick Ankiel	3 HR, 6 RBI, 5 R
Vernon Wells	2 HR, 5 RBI, 6 R
Todd Helton	2 HR, 3 RBI, 3 R
Chien-Ming Wang	13 IP, 2 ER, 8 K, 2 Wins
Brad Penny	12.2 IP, 4 ER, Win
Izzy/Nathan/Soria	3 Saves each, 0 ER
The Champ Is Here 5-7
Alex Rios	3 SB, 5 R, 4 RBI
Rafael Furcal	10 H, 4 R, 3 RBI, 1 SB
Lance Berkman	1 HR, 3 RBI, 4 R, 2 SB
Jake Peavy	16 IP, 1 ER, 12 K, 2 Wins
Oliver Perez	6 IP, 0 ER, 8 K, Win
Francisco Cordero	3 IP, 0 ER, 1 H, Win, Save

Three Stars - Hitters

#1 - Chase Utley - 3 HR, 6 RBI, 8 R, 9-for-21 (.429/.519)
#2 - Derrek Lee - 3 HR, 4 RBI, 6 R, 10-for-25 (.400/.423)
#3 - Xavier Nady - 3 HR, 9 RBI, 6 R, 1 SB, 10-for-26 (.385/.448)

Three Stars - Pitchers

#1 - Jake Peavy - 2 Wins, 16 IP, 0.56 ERA, 0.56 WHIP, 12 Ks
#2 - Ben Sheets - 1 Win, 15.1 IP, 0.00 ERA, 0.59 WHIP, 15 Ks
#3 - Felix Hernandez - 15 IP, 0.00 ERA, 1.00 WHIP, 9 Ks

Transactions - 4/9/08

Channel 4 News Team
(cap +$250,000)
Sign:
Carlos Quentin($250,000)

Release:
Dana Eveland

Eastside Taintstains
(cap +$750,000
Sign:
Aubrey Huff($250,000)

Recall:
Franklin Morales($250,000)
Edinson Volquez($250,000)

James Madison Gang
(cap +$1,000,000, released +$2,250,000)
Sign:
Joe Crede($250,000)
Ryan Doumit($250,000)
Keith Foulke($250,000)
Koji Uehara($250,000)

Release:
Bob Howry
Mike Cameron
Anthony Reyes
DL:
Matt Garza

Transactions - 4/2/08

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution
(cap +$250,000)
Sign:
Jason Kubel($250,000)

DL:
Yovanni Gallardo
Josh Johnson

Death Ro
(cap +$500,000, released +$250,000)
Sign:
Kevin Gregg($250,000)

Recall:
Carlos Gomez($250,000)

DL:
Kaz Matsui

Release:
Carlos Quentin

James Madison Gang
(cap +$1,000,000, released +$500,000)
Sign:
Corey Patterson($250,000)
Dave Bush($250,000)
David Riske($250,000)
Brian Bannister($250,000)

Release:
Reggie Willits
Brandon Morrow

DL:
Joel Zumaya
J.J. Putz