GET LIT UP!

Let's check last weeks' results. Thanks to the highly-acclaimed Royals offense, I put up my first win of the year:

1) Brett Myers @ STL 6 innings, 2 earned

2) David Huff @ KC 5.2 in, 6 ER

3) Clayton Kershaw @ SD 7 in, 1 ER

Bullpen Arsonist (5/10-5/16): Bobby Jenks 1 in, 0 ER (after two really bad outings, Fat Bobby takes a seat for almost all of the week. This should be "inconclusive," but I'll take the L. Boo, Ozzie Guillen.)

Season Record: 1-7

As for Mr. Game 7:

1) Tommy Hanson, @ MIL, v. ARI 8 innings, 0 earned / 7 innings, 5 earned

2) Rick Porcello, v. NYY 7 in, 0 ER

3) Javy Vazquez, @DET 7 in, 2 ER

Bullpen Arsonist (5/10-5/16): Chad Qualls 1.1 in, 2 ER

Season Record: 2-3

Well, now you know how smart we are. Be ready to call Vegas; here are my predictions for this week:

1) Ricky Nolasco, Friday @ White Sox (Nolasco is one of those guys who seem like they'd put up a 7.00 ERA in the AL)

2) Wandy Rodriguez, Saturday vs. Tampa Bay (this isn't the team you want to face right now, Wandy)

3) Johan Santana, Sunday vs. Yankees (I just decided to roll with powerful AL offenses, but Johan brings the LIT UP degree of difficulty up)

Arsonist of the Week (5/20 - 5/25): Jose Valverde (he's got a .51 ERA, that's gotta come up sometime)