Week 5 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Freddy Sanchez ($250K)

Miami Fart Machines sign Jamey Wright ($250K), release Brandon Lyon (already on Viagra Falls Snake Charmers Minor League roster)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Fernando Salas ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Gavin Floyd ($250K) and Ryan Roberts ($250K), release Ben Francisco and Chase Headley

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Sam Fuld ($250K), release Jose Lopez

Channel Four News Team sign Melky Cabrera ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jair Jurrjens ($250K), release Nick Massett