Week 4 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines release Bobby Abreu, send Jair Jurrjens to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Cody Ross ($250K), send Francisco Liriano to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

James Madison Gang sign Sean Burnett

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Ryan Cook ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Tom Wilhelmson ($250K)

Week 3 Transactions

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Ricky Nolasco and Ted Lilly to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Chris Iannetta, Matt Davidson, and $500K. Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Chris Iannetta.

Miami Fart Machines sign Steve Cishek ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Ryan Dempster ($250K) and Michell Boggs ($250K), release Mark Melancon

Channel Four News Team sign Adam Laroche ($500K)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Todd Helton ($250K)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Mike Aviles ($250K) release Rajai Davis

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Drew Hutchison ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Carlos Quentin ($250K) and Brad Lidge($250K)

Week 2 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Omar Infante ($250K), release Ben Revere

The Death Ro sign Jordan Schafer ($500K) and Joe Wieland ($250K), release Brandon Allen, and send Alex Rios to AAA (Must clear waivers)

Channel Four News Team sign Fernando Rodney ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Santiago Casilla ($500K)

To complete the April 1st trade, James Madison Gang send Tyler Skaggs to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution

Trade Announcement

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Josh Beckett, Brandon Beachy, and Craig Kimbrel to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Sonny Gray, the rookie rights to Giancarlo Stanton, and a 2013 1st Round Pick

Week 1 Transactions v2

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Alfredo Aceves ($1,000,000) and Hector Santiago ($1,500,000)

To complete the March 25th trade, James Madison Gang send Oscar Taveras to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution

Week 1 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Bobby Parnell ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Alfonso Soriano ($250K), Henry Rodriguez ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Lorenzo Cain ($250K)

The Champ is Here sign Brandon McCarthy ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jesse Crain ($250K)

James Madison Gang sign Chase Headley ($250K), Torii Hunter ($250K), Tony Sipp ($250K), Brian Fuentes ($250K), and Jason Kubel ($250K)

2012 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers - Troy Tulowitzki (2+C), Dustin Pedroia (3), Michael Morse (2), Tommy Hanson (2+V), Brett Anderson (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Gio Gonzalez (3)

The Lousy Street Weasels - Matt Kemp (5), Felix Hernandez (3), Mat Latos (1+C), Derek Holland (3)

The Death Ro - David Price (3), Josh Johnson (1+V), Matt Garza (1+B), Kenley Jansen (2), Ryan Howard (2), Jordan Zimmerman (3), David Robertson (2), Mat Gamel (2)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz - Hanley Ramirez (1+C), Max Scherzer (1+B), Kendry Morales (1+V)

Channel Four News Team - Asdrubal Cabrera (2+B), Gordon Beckham (2)

The Champ is Here - Cliff Lee (2), Pablo Sandoval (3), Drew Stubbs (2+C), Ricky Romero (4), Corey Hart (2+V), Edwin Encarnacion (2)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution - Cameron Maybin (2), Matt Wieters (1+C), Aroldis Chapman (2), Rick Porcello (2)

2 Piece & a Biscuit - Ian Kennedy (1+C), Brennan Boesch (2)

James Madison Gang - Stephen Drew (5), Joakim Soria (4), Victor Martinez (3), Johan Santana (2+V), Roy Halladay (1+C)