2012 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers - Troy Tulowitzki (2+C), Dustin Pedroia (3), Michael Morse (2), Tommy Hanson (2+V), Brett Anderson (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Gio Gonzalez (3)

The Lousy Street Weasels - Matt Kemp (5), Felix Hernandez (3), Mat Latos (1+C), Derek Holland (3)

The Death Ro - David Price (3), Josh Johnson (1+V), Matt Garza (1+B), Kenley Jansen (2), Ryan Howard (2), Jordan Zimmerman (3), David Robertson (2), Mat Gamel (2)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz - Hanley Ramirez (1+C), Max Scherzer (1+B), Kendry Morales (1+V)

Channel Four News Team - Asdrubal Cabrera (2+B), Gordon Beckham (2)

The Champ is Here - Cliff Lee (2), Pablo Sandoval (3), Drew Stubbs (2+C), Ricky Romero (4), Corey Hart (2+V), Edwin Encarnacion (2)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution - Cameron Maybin (2), Matt Wieters (1+C), Aroldis Chapman (2), Rick Porcello (2)

2 Piece & a Biscuit - Ian Kennedy (1+C), Brennan Boesch (2)

James Madison Gang - Stephen Drew (5), Joakim Soria (4), Victor Martinez (3), Johan Santana (2+V), Roy Halladay (1+C)