Week 7 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines sign Todd Helton ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Darwin Barney ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Joba Chamberlain ($250K), release Eric Young Jr, Sean Burnett

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Sam Fuld

Channel Four News Team sign Logan Ondrusek ($250K), Alberto Callaspo ($250K), and Mitchell Boggs ($250K), release Jon Rauch, Juan Uribe, and Darren Oliver

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Bud Norris ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Ramon Ramirez ($250K)

Week 6 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Justin Masterson ($250K), release Johnny Gomes

The Death Ro release Omar Infante

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Mike Aviles ($500K), Matt Joyce ($250K)

Channel Four News team sign Vicente Padilla ($750K), Eric O'Flaherty ($250K), and Juan Uribe ($250K), release Jeremy Jeffress and Matt Belisle

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution release Jeremy Guthrie and Mitchell Boggs

James Madison Gang sign Coco Crisp ($250K)

Trade Announcements

Channel Four News Team has agreed to send Jose Reyes and $1.5M to 2 Piece & a Biscuit in exchange for Wade Davis

2 Piece & a Biscuit have agreed to send their 2012 4th round pick to Miami Fart Machines in exchange for $2M

Week 5 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Freddy Sanchez ($250K)

Miami Fart Machines sign Jamey Wright ($250K), release Brandon Lyon (already on Viagra Falls Snake Charmers Minor League roster)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Fernando Salas ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Gavin Floyd ($250K) and Ryan Roberts ($250K), release Ben Francisco and Chase Headley

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Sam Fuld ($250K), release Jose Lopez

Channel Four News Team sign Melky Cabrera ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jair Jurrjens ($250K), release Nick Massett

Week 4 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Aaron Harang ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Sergio Santos ($250K)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Placido Polanco ($250K)

Channel Four News Team sign Darren Oliver ($250K) and Nick Hundley ($250K)

The Champ is Here sign Maicer Izturis ($250K), release Magglio Ordonez

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Mitchell Boggs ($250K), release Johnny Cueto and Ivan Nova

James Madison Gang sign Eduardo Sanchez ($500K), Cameron Maybin ($250K), and Jerry Sands ($250K)

Week 3 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign A.J. Burnett ($250K), release Michael Saunders

Miami Fart Machines sign Jhonny Peralta ($250K), Brandon Lyon ($250K), and David Murphy ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Jonny Gomes ($750K)

The Death Ro sign Asdrubal Cabrera ($1,250K) and Brian Fuentes ($250K), send Julio Borbon to AAA (must clear waivers)

The Champ is Here sign Jeff Francoeur ($250K)

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Brennan Boesch ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Tony Sipp ($250K), release Mike Gonzalez and Jose Contreras

James Madison Gang send Nate McClouth to AAA (must clear waivers)

Week 2 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines sign Chris White Young ($250K), release Garrett Jones

The Death Ro announce the retirement of Manny Ramirez (-$750K) and sign Ben Francisco ($250K)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Kameron Loe ($250K) and Clay Hensley ($250K), release Dylan Covey

Channel Four News Team sign Matt Belisle ($250K), release Kenley Jansen

The Champ Here send Ryan Franklin to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

James Madison Gang sign Kerry Wood ($250K)

2011 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers – Clay Buchholz (3), Ichiro Suzuki (2), Nick Swisher (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Joey Votto (5+V), Jose Bautista (3+C), Nick Markakis (3+B), Carlos Lee (2)

The Lousy Street Weasels – None

The Death Ro – Alex Rios (2), Phil Hughes (1+B), Delmon Young (3), Zach Greinke (2)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz – Ubaldo Jimenez (3), Brian McCann (3), Brandon Phillips (2), Ryan Howard (1+C), Alexei Ramirez (2), Rafael Soriano (2), Colby Lewis (1+V)

Channel Four News Team – Jacoby Ellsbury (2+B), Chad Billingsley (2), Adam Wainwright (4)

The Champ is Here – Mark Teixeira (3), Josh Hamilton (2), Chris Carpenter (1+V), Rickie Weeks (1+C), C.J. Wilson (2)

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution – Evan Longoria (3), Jay Bruce (4), Brandon Morrow (1+C), Brett Gardner (1+B), Chase Utley (2+V)

2 Piece and a Biscuit – Adrian Gonzalez (2), Robinson Cano (3), Clayton Kershaw (4), Grady Sizemore (1+V), Carlos Beltran (1+C), Brian Wilson (2), Ryan Raburn (3), Luke Scott (1+B), Sean Rodriguez (2), Will Venable (2)

James Madison Gang - None

Week 1 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Kyle McClellan ($250K)

Miami Fart Machines sign Erick Aybar ($250K), Carlos Gomez ($250K), Carl Pavano ($250K), John Buck ($250K), and Kevin Gregg ($500K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Darren O'Day ($250K), release Jeff Niemann

The Death Ro sign Ian Kennedy ($500K), Omar Infante ($250K), Russell Martin ($250K), and Sean Burnett ($250K)

Channel Four News Team sign Mitch Moreland ($500K) and Jon Rauch ($500K)

The Champ is Here sign J.J. Hardy ($250K)

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Kyle Farnsworth ($250K), Travis Hafner ($250K), Jeremy Guthrie ($250K), and Brandon Beachy ($250K)

2 Piece and a Biscuit sign Jason Kubel ($250K) and Jose Contreras ($250K)

Trade Announcements

Miami Fart Machines agree to send Kendry Morales and the restricted rights of Ian Stewart to Channel Four News team in exchange for 2011 2nd and 3rd round draft picks

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Josh Johnson, Miguel Sano, and their 2011 1st Round pick to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Ryan Braun and $2.5M

Thunder Guts agrees to send Drew Stubbs, Matt Moore, and their 2011 1st Round Pick to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution in exchange for Josh Johnson, Andrew Bailey, and Zach Cox

Channel Four News Team agrees to send Peter Bourjos to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Brett Wallace

Miami Fart Machines agree to send David Wright and Jhoulys Chacin to 2 Piece and a Biscuit in exchange for Joey Votto. 2 Piece and a Biscuit release Juan Francisco

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz agrees to send Albert Pujols and Jake McGee to The Death Ro in exchange for Billy Butler, Casey McGehee, Mat Latos, and Taylor Jungmann