Trade Announcement

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Josh Beckett, Brandon Beachy, and Craig Kimbrel to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Sonny Gray, the rookie rights to Giancarlo Stanton, and a 2013 1st Round Pick

Week 1 Transactions v2

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Alfredo Aceves ($1,000,000) and Hector Santiago ($1,500,000)

To complete the March 25th trade, James Madison Gang send Oscar Taveras to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution

Week 1 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Bobby Parnell ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Alfonso Soriano ($250K), Henry Rodriguez ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Lorenzo Cain ($250K)

The Champ is Here sign Brandon McCarthy ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jesse Crain ($250K)

James Madison Gang sign Chase Headley ($250K), Torii Hunter ($250K), Tony Sipp ($250K), Brian Fuentes ($250K), and Jason Kubel ($250K)

2012 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers - Troy Tulowitzki (2+C), Dustin Pedroia (3), Michael Morse (2), Tommy Hanson (2+V), Brett Anderson (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Gio Gonzalez (3)

The Lousy Street Weasels - Matt Kemp (5), Felix Hernandez (3), Mat Latos (1+C), Derek Holland (3)

The Death Ro - David Price (3), Josh Johnson (1+V), Matt Garza (1+B), Kenley Jansen (2), Ryan Howard (2), Jordan Zimmerman (3), David Robertson (2), Mat Gamel (2)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz - Hanley Ramirez (1+C), Max Scherzer (1+B), Kendry Morales (1+V)

Channel Four News Team - Asdrubal Cabrera (2+B), Gordon Beckham (2)

The Champ is Here - Cliff Lee (2), Pablo Sandoval (3), Drew Stubbs (2+C), Ricky Romero (4), Corey Hart (2+V), Edwin Encarnacion (2)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution - Cameron Maybin (2), Matt Wieters (1+C), Aroldis Chapman (2), Rick Porcello (2)

2 Piece & a Biscuit - Ian Kennedy (1+C), Brennan Boesch (2)

James Madison Gang - Stephen Drew (5), Joakim Soria (4), Victor Martinez (3), Johan Santana (2+V), Roy Halladay (1+C)

Trade Announcements

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Prince Fielder and $4M to James Madison Gang in exchange for Jayson Werth, Nate McClouth, and a player to be named later. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution releases Nate McClouth

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Mat Latos and $2M to The Lousy Street Weasels in exchange for Matt Harvey

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Dustin Pedroia and $4M to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Joe Ross, Jonathan Schoop, and a 2012 MidSeason 1st Round Pick

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send David Wright, John Axford, $3.5M, and a 2013 3rd Round Pick to James Madison Gang in exchange for Jose Altuve, Ricky Nolasco, Jennry Mejia, Jerry Sands, Joey Devine, a 2013 1st round Pick, and a player to be named later. If James Madison Gang does not win the league in 2012, they receive the first unused Uncle Teddy and the Revolution 2013 pick. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution retain the restricted rights to Axford.

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Curtis Granderson and $1.0M to 2 Piece and a Biscuit in exchange for Michael Morse and a 2013 3rd Round Pick. Viagra Falls Snake Charmers retain any post-season awards produced by Granderson.

Week 24 & 25 Transactions

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Greg Holland ($250K) & Brad Peacock ($250K)

Week 23 Transactions

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Lucas Duda ($250K)

Welcome to Philthadelphia sign Doug Fister ($250K), release Bud Norris and Travis Hafner

Week 21 & 22 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Jeff Niemann ($500K), Jimmy Paredes ($250K), and Rex Brothers ($250K), release Tim Stauffer, Josh Roenicke, Ricky Nolasco, and Justin Turner

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Jason Bourgeous

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Ryan Lavarnaway ($250K), release Josh Sale

James Madison Gang sign Mark Buerhle ($250K), release Alex Gonzalez, Yunel Escobar

Week 19 & 20 Transactions and Trades

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz agree to send Dillon Gee and the rights to Matt Scherzer to Channel Four News team in exchange for Alex Gordon

The Death Ro agree to send Derek Jeter and a 2012 3rd Round Pick to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for $2.5M

In a three way trade: James Madison Gang acquires Troy Tulowitzki, Mike Napoli, and $750K from The Lousy Street Weasels, Asdrubal Cabrera, Sergio Santos, and $250K from The Death Ro.

The Lousy Street Weasels acquires Jayson Werth, J.P. Arencibia, Taylor Guerrieri, and a 2013 3rd Round Pick from James Madison Gang, Alex White from The Death Ro.

The Death Ro acquires Jose Valverde from The Lousy Street Weasels, Jordan Zimmerman, Wilson Ramos, and a 2012 2nd Round Pick from James Madison Gang

The Lousy Street Weasels release Chris Tillman, Daniel Murphy, and Denard Span

The Death Ro sign Mike Carp ($250K) and Josh Roenicke ($250K), release Troy Channing and Gavin Floyd

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Jarrod Saltalamacchia ($250K), Jason Bourgeois ($250K), and Ryan Roberts ($250K), release Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Andres Torres, and Glen Perkins

Channel Four News Team sign Henderson Alvarez ($250K) and J.D. Martinez ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Ivan Nova ($250K) and Johnny Giavotella ($250K), release Allen Craig and Bobby Parnell

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Vance Worley ($250K)

Week 18 Rosters

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Daniel Murphy ($250K), release Aaron Harang

The Death Ro sign Jesus Guzman ($250K), release Ty Wigginton and Russell Martin

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Placido Polanco and Andres Torres

Channel Four News Team sign Jason Isringhausen ($250K), release Jose Veras, Ryan Vogelsong

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Erik Bedard