Week 5 Transactions

The Death Ro sign Bryan Lahair ($1.25M)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Jed Lowrie ($250K) and Chipper Jones ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Pedro Strop ($250K), release Brian Matusz

Channel Four News Team send Carlos Marmol to AAA (Must clear waivers)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz release Alexei Ramirez

Miami Fart Machines sign Rafael Furcal ($250K)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Jon Jay ($250K)

Week 4 Transactions

Miami Fart Machines release Bobby Abreu, send Jair Jurrjens to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Cody Ross ($250K), send Francisco Liriano to AAA (Must Clear Waivers)

James Madison Gang sign Sean Burnett

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Ryan Cook ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Tom Wilhelmson ($250K)

Week 3 Transactions

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Ricky Nolasco and Ted Lilly to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Chris Iannetta, Matt Davidson, and $500K. Uncle Teddy & the Revolution release Chris Iannetta.

Miami Fart Machines sign Steve Cishek ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Ryan Dempster ($250K) and Michell Boggs ($250K), release Mark Melancon

Channel Four News Team sign Adam Laroche ($500K)

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Todd Helton ($250K)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz sign Mike Aviles ($250K) release Rajai Davis

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Drew Hutchison ($250K)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Carlos Quentin ($250K) and Brad Lidge($250K)

Week 2 Transactions

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Omar Infante ($250K), release Ben Revere

The Death Ro sign Jordan Schafer ($500K) and Joe Wieland ($250K), release Brandon Allen, and send Alex Rios to AAA (Must clear waivers)

Channel Four News Team sign Fernando Rodney ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Santiago Casilla ($500K)

To complete the April 1st trade, James Madison Gang send Tyler Skaggs to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution

Trade Announcement

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution agree to send Josh Beckett, Brandon Beachy, and Craig Kimbrel to Deep Fried Monkey Ballz in exchange for Sonny Gray, the rookie rights to Giancarlo Stanton, and a 2013 1st Round Pick

Week 1 Transactions v2

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Alfredo Aceves ($1,000,000) and Hector Santiago ($1,500,000)

To complete the March 25th trade, James Madison Gang send Oscar Taveras to Uncle Teddy and the Revolution

Week 1 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Bobby Parnell ($250K)

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Alfonso Soriano ($250K), Henry Rodriguez ($250K)

The Death Ro sign Lorenzo Cain ($250K)

The Champ is Here sign Brandon McCarthy ($250K)

2 Piece & a Biscuit sign Jesse Crain ($250K)

James Madison Gang sign Chase Headley ($250K), Torii Hunter ($250K), Tony Sipp ($250K), Brian Fuentes ($250K), and Jason Kubel ($250K)

2012 Contracts

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers - Troy Tulowitzki (2+C), Dustin Pedroia (3), Michael Morse (2), Tommy Hanson (2+V), Brett Anderson (3)

Miami Fart Machines - Gio Gonzalez (3)

The Lousy Street Weasels - Matt Kemp (5), Felix Hernandez (3), Mat Latos (1+C), Derek Holland (3)

The Death Ro - David Price (3), Josh Johnson (1+V), Matt Garza (1+B), Kenley Jansen (2), Ryan Howard (2), Jordan Zimmerman (3), David Robertson (2), Mat Gamel (2)

Deep Fried Monkey Ballz - Hanley Ramirez (1+C), Max Scherzer (1+B), Kendry Morales (1+V)

Channel Four News Team - Asdrubal Cabrera (2+B), Gordon Beckham (2)

The Champ is Here - Cliff Lee (2), Pablo Sandoval (3), Drew Stubbs (2+C), Ricky Romero (4), Corey Hart (2+V), Edwin Encarnacion (2)

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution - Cameron Maybin (2), Matt Wieters (1+C), Aroldis Chapman (2), Rick Porcello (2)

2 Piece & a Biscuit - Ian Kennedy (1+C), Brennan Boesch (2)

James Madison Gang - Stephen Drew (5), Joakim Soria (4), Victor Martinez (3), Johan Santana (2+V), Roy Halladay (1+C)

Trade Announcements

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Prince Fielder and $4M to James Madison Gang in exchange for Jayson Werth, Nate McClouth, and a player to be named later. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution releases Nate McClouth

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Mat Latos and $2M to The Lousy Street Weasels in exchange for Matt Harvey

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send Dustin Pedroia and $4M to Viagra Falls Snake Charmers in exchange for Joe Ross, Jonathan Schoop, and a 2012 MidSeason 1st Round Pick

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution agree to send David Wright, John Axford, $3.5M, and a 2013 3rd Round Pick to James Madison Gang in exchange for Jose Altuve, Ricky Nolasco, Jennry Mejia, Jerry Sands, Joey Devine, a 2013 1st round Pick, and a player to be named later. If James Madison Gang does not win the league in 2012, they receive the first unused Uncle Teddy and the Revolution 2013 pick. Uncle Teddy and the Revolution retain the restricted rights to Axford.

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers agree to send Curtis Granderson and $1.0M to 2 Piece and a Biscuit in exchange for Michael Morse and a 2013 3rd Round Pick. Viagra Falls Snake Charmers retain any post-season awards produced by Granderson.

Week 24 & 25 Transactions

Uncle Teddy & the Revolution sign Greg Holland ($250K) & Brad Peacock ($250K)