Trade Announcement: Too Drunk to Function and 2 Piece & a Biscuit

This trade was finalized on April 10th but I'm just getting around to posting the announcement...

Too Drunk to Function gets:
Jason Isringhausen, RP ($500,000)
Dan Wheeler, RP ($1,000,000)

2 Piece & a Biscuit gets:
Derek Lowe, SP ($1,750,000)

Since the trade was made before the middle of the month, both owners are responsible for 100% of the acquired contracts, meaning that 2 Piece added $250,000 to their payroll and Too Drunk dropped $250,000 from their payroll.