4.18.2007

"Rhythm Nation" now "The Death Ro"

As of 8PM CST, Rhythm Nation will now be known as "The Death Ro". A new team name has been in the works for sometime, as manager Suge Knight eluded to in a recent interview, he felt that the name Rythm Nation was not "fucking hard enough fo these nigga's". GM Theo Epstein said he was "approached" by Coach Suge about changing the the team's name and immediately brought it to the attention of team president Justin Rohour. Epstein says that the new name is a blend of Suge's sensibilities and a tribute to the team's beloved and underappreciated president. This new moniker is already a hit in the clubhouse, as CF Mike Cameron had this to say about the teams new swagger, "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, this ain't nuthin' but a gangsta party!".

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