Week 1 Transactions

Viagra Falls Snake Charmers sign Brad Penny ($500K), send Dustin McGowan to DL

The Lousy Street Weasels sign Jose Mijares ($250K), send Scott Kazmir to DL

The Death Ro sign Sean Rodriguez ($500K) and Todd Coffey ($250K), send Ted Lilly to DL

Channel Four News Team sign Andy Pettite ($250K), Skip Schumaker ($250K), and Scott Feldman ($250K), send Alex Gordon and Cliff Lee to DL

Uncle Teddy and the Revolution sign Mark Lowe ($250K), release Jack Cust

2 Piece and a Biscuit sign J.D. Drew ($250K) and Rafael Betancourt ($250K), send Brad Lidge and Carlos Beltran to DL

James Madison Gang sign Mark Buehrle ($500K), Shaun Marcum ($250K), and Chris B. Young ($250K), send Huston Street, Lance Berkman, and Koji Uehara to DL.